|EvilHomer - 2015-10-06 |
Hey Cena, I notice they used your likeness at 0:47; did they pay you, or was it deemed parodic?
Also, is that a regulation Coast Guard uniform, because it's AWESOME.
All the dramatic VO and music building up to that shot made me think this was a joke.
The game is called "Coast Guard". It sure as hell ain't the USCG. The guy called his vessel a "ship", we don't have ships in the USCG. I have no idea who that guy in 0:47 is. He's probably some fat civilian contractor.
They're special Coast Guard spec gloves, way better than anything you civilians can get access to.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-10-06 |
Can't wait for the Dodge the Draft DLC to come out where you can play the son of a rich prominent family and serve your time on a cutter in US coastal waters versus the jungles of 'Nam with all of the other suckers.
There hasn't been a draft in a long time. You can't talk about modern coasties like they're cowardly draft dodgers.
Just wait until Square announces a new Bouncer game and we'll see who's talking about whom.
When the Coast Guard's involved it is about me, bouncing too.
|That guy - 2015-10-06 |
Also, how old is that daughter boat, because she's looking 'seaworthy', if you know what I mean...
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-10-06 |
Regular sea waves don't make me dizzy but the CGI ones are doing so. Weird.
Yeah they're really choppy but in a different way.
|SolRo - 2015-10-07 |
I just want to know who on this site made the game, and are you paying Cena any royalties?
|chumbucket - 2015-10-07 |
Fred Astaire? Tap dancing his way to interdicting narcotic supply chains.
|Stopheles - 2015-10-07 |
Even the NPC couldn't make it halfway through without turning away and looking at his phone.
|jimmyboblahey - 2015-10-07 |
This looks awesome. I don't know why you queers are so upset. Finna stare at some hot refugee bitches ya hear me
|Old_Zircon - 2015-10-07 |
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