|infinite zest |
Get used to it Otters. After the great floods you'll be the ones working desk jobs 9-5.
Freakin Humans, can't an otter catch some zzz's?
|Binro the Heretic |
For fuck's sake, people, stop dicking with wild animals. I wish that otter had sunk it's teeth in your arm to teach you a lesson.
I'm going to dress up as a scary otter demon, sneak into your house and jab you in the stomach while you lay sleeping and see how you like it, assholes.
Stars for evil.
The shrill laughter is substantially more horrible than the belly-poking.
But yeah, leave wild animals alone.
Eh.. if the man had done nothing at all there would've been similar outrage: what if the Sea Otter was having a heart attack after swimming around and collecting whatever otters collect for food? The heartless bastard didn't check, and the otter's kids will have to go out and learn to collect whatever it is otters collect. If you see something say something or do something!
Maybe they did it a favor...aren't otters supposed to wrap themselves to a kelp bed when sleeping so they don't drift away/get eaten in open water?
Oh, now I get your shtick. You're playing a liberal fag. 10/10 for realism.
|That guy |
....hmm, that IS an awfully nice looking, waterproof pelt.
I always wondered if I had an otter pelt coat. It was some coat I found years ago at a thrift shop from a brand called "Huntsman" that was made in the late 50s, but that's all it said on the tag. I don't know too much about how fur coats work but it was the most waterproof coat I've ever worn, despite looking like it'd smell like a wet dog does after a big rainfall.
The coat eventually fell apart, but we had some good memories, most memorable being a tie between when I went with a girl to an anti-fur protest and nobody minded that I was wearing the coat, and the time I got lots of extra Korean food appetizers because the staff mistook me for K-pop sensation Rain
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