Rich Evans has finally become Plinkett for real.

People don't like Africa? I love this song.

Meme, have you seen the Previously Recorded livestreams yet? Hour after hour of Rich Evans playing FTL and X-Com; it's like a marathon of Rich Evans ASMR. Given your crush on him, I think it'd cheer you up immensely.

Also, buck off Cena, ya dang troll! You do not like this song.

If you like this song, prove it. Make a video of you singing and/ or rapping to it.

Maybe I will.

Maybe you won't.

I'm calling you out, Cena!

Homestar, I don't normally watch live streams. Do you think he'd sing Africa during one of them if I requested? I watched a Team Four Star live stream once, but I too quickly became concerned about their raging alcoholism to enjoy the game.

They're not live, they're recorded livestreams. "Previously recorded" livestreams. There's a massive archive of them here:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3tjh_BCNnQ-57raO0cZRir G-lRveEypL

They DO do live livestreams, of course, and yeah, he'd probably sing Toto if you asked him nicely during one of the streams. There's a good deal of audience participation, but you'd probably want to get him on a night where AIDSMoby is playing the game and Rich is handling chat, because when Rich plays video games, he gets focused like a goddamn cheetah.

That playlist is at least 400 hours of Rich Evans, by the way.

AIDSMoby is not a very nice thing to call someone. He has a name... probably. 400 hundred hours of Rich Evans is like 400 tons of chocolate sundae, it's the perfect way to die.

His name is AIDSMoby. Everyone in the Richosphere calls him that, because he looks like Moby, if Moby had AIDs.

He doesn't seem to mind, but legend has it he cried over his nickname once or twice.

I refuse to use such an insulting moniker for what seems like a perfectly nice person. I shall, instead, go with CancerFarley. He looks like Chris Farley if Chris Farley had cancer.

Rich Evans looks a bit like a CancerFarley, but I don't see any resemblance to Farley in AIDSMoby. CancerCarvey at an absolute stretch.

Also, AIDSMoby's not that bad. I didn't like him at first (most people don't; he's a bit of a killjoy) but he grows on you after awhile.