When you're that far out there and you say something like "I can't help it dude", it doesn't help anyone understand your problem. Failing to resist jerking off onto and about tiles is NOT where it's going wrong for you, boss.
It's going to turn out to be a brain tumor.
infinite zest I dunno, I like finding the same patterns in different parts of the country and I've had sex in the can a few times in my day. These tiles probably have more residual come on them than Stevie Nicks did in the 80s anyway..I say go for it!