The first name makes sense.. kind of like "Medici," which sounds like "med-ee-chee" but the last name.. where's that extra "I" coming from? Maybe Lucio will rise from the grave to give us the answer!

But John, don't you always give your own videos five stars?

Because I say it like Gee-Mork that's why!

>>That... wasn't different at all from how it appears. What's the point of this exactly?

I bet Evil homer two dollars that I could get you to ask me a really stupid question.

Look, it was no surprise. Without any Italian, I probably could have guessed that, but it would have been a guess. I'd much rather mangle it with an Anglicized pronunciation, than try to pronouce the italian without really knowing, and come off as a pretentious douche.

Of course, it's not a name that comes up in my everyday conversation.

I'll try to tackle Jodorowsky and Kusturica..

Japanese names aren't so tough, just so long as you remember the vowel sounds: "ah ee oo eh oh" (a i u e o), and to speak in a staccato rhythm, giving every syllable (known as "mora") the same amount of time.

No clue on "Edwige Fenech", though. Edvig FenEK?

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