infinite zest - 2015-10-28 One of, if not my favorite, Patton bits.
Kabbage - 2015-10-28 Friend of mine has "I WANT ALL THE HAM." as his 'new text message' sound. It's never not funny.
infinite zest - 2015-10-28 Oh, ringtones, where did you go? Riding the bus without headphones used to be so much fun..
Xenocide - 2015-10-28 We traded all our ringtones for ham.
Xenocide - 2015-10-28 Between this and his "PUT MORE POTATOES IN THE BOWL" routine, I think it's clear that Patton Oswalt is never better than when he's baffled at gross fat Americans.
Someone please get Patton Oswalt a free vacation to the deep south. Think of the stories.
infinite zest - 2015-10-28 I dunno if I can find it and I'm probably telling it wrong, but there's a bit where Patton was working on.. something.. in the midwest and I guess his makeup lady also did work for KFC commercials and they all loved his Failure Pile bit down at KFC HQ
infinite zest - 2015-10-28 Thanks Bortbot! I did screw it up but it seems like the more he trashes KFC the more free shit he gets. I wonder if at one point they asked Patton to be Colonel Sanders, since they were seemingly going down the list of semi-publicly recognizable comedians. Because I don't eat meat, I hate the smell of KFC, but fuck yes if that wouldn't be exactly what I would suggest if I worked in their marketing dept.