Oh, ringtones, where did you go? Riding the bus without headphones used to be so much fun..

We traded all our ringtones for ham.

I dunno if I can find it and I'm probably telling it wrong, but there's a bit where Patton was working on.. something.. in the midwest and I guess his makeup lady also did work for KFC commercials and they all loved his Failure Pile bit down at KFC HQ

Bort am find for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_EYIujmORs

Thanks Bortbot! I did screw it up but it seems like the more he trashes KFC the more free shit he gets. I wonder if at one point they asked Patton to be Colonel Sanders, since they were seemingly going down the list of semi-publicly recognizable comedians. Because I don't eat meat, I hate the smell of KFC, but fuck yes if that wouldn't be exactly what I would suggest if I worked in their marketing dept.

I'll trade you those stars for Xeno's ringtones.. now what do I do with all the ham?

Save the cheerleader. Save the world.