Stephen Colbert is the Magnum Ham.
This is also the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I want to vomit.
Sounds like a budget laptop form 1998.
I had a really good Aspire c. 2007; it was well above specs on all my games for a good year, year and a half, and only really became obsolete around 2012. It still works, too, although these days I only use it for music software and piracy.
I'm typing this on a Gateway laptop that's running off Mint.. probably the best laptop I've ever had! No problemo mon!
|Doc Victor |
me me wants some chicken!
|infinite zest |
Isn't this pretty much what a tapeworm does? I've known a few people with tapeworms and with the exception of eventually pulling it out at the end it's pretty non-invasive. Just, I dunno, clone tapeworms or whatever, Scientists.
There were "tapeworm pills" way back in the day (whether they contained such in reality is anyone's guess now) for that exact proposal but I'm guessing it wasn't too effective, simply on the basis that if they were there'd be a patent on them now and they'd be available for sale at every drug store if they were.
I dunno, the people I knew seemed just fine.. it's true that they were super thin and seemingly ate all the time, but they didn't seem inhibited or unable to do things like long walks or hikes, swim etc. which I'd assume anorexia and bulimia does cause. Then one day, they just poop it out! It's definitely not anything I'd want in my body, knowingly or unknowingly but it seems safer than this.
|Caminante Nocturno |
This is like something out of a Blade Runner ripoff from the 90's.
Do You Hate Having to Shove a Finger Down Your Throat Every Day?
(sepia shot of person tired of barfing every day)
Are Your Fingers Just Not Long Enough To -Really- Purge?
(sepia- obese person struggling with chubby arm down their gullet)
Finally a 21st Century Solution For All Your Weight Loss Problems!
Only Infinite Lifetime Payments Of All Your Dignity And Self-Control!
Can you imagine being so fat that this seems like a good idea?
Conversely, can you imagine living in a poor third world country where everyone is starving to death and finding out that this is a thing in America?
Meh. He's losing it.
|Binro the Heretic |
Sweet Jesus, the esophageal bypass from "Squidbillies" is very nearly a real-life thing.
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