First thing I thought was "how many people have masturbated to this since 1937? Probably quite a few."



THANKS FOR THAT, INTERNET.

Well, now I know where that Treehouse of Horror joke came from. But why the olives? You can eat a whole jar of them without feeling full, and I know this because I did not too long ago. You might as well include celery and kale in your torture device and watch Porky's brother or whatever the fuck this guy's supposed to be's fat just melt off.

Oh look, a thing that inspired tons of fetishes (or brought them out in people who already had them)

Factories were just the bee's knees back then.