All the top-tier guys were coked up and thinning their heart linings with steroids. Honky stuck with pot and cheeseburgers. I liked him a lot back in the day, but nowadays, the more I hear him talk, the less and less I like him, mostly because he never outgrew his "good ole boy" mentality. I do agree with him about the pot thing, tho.

Their millions of interns?

I think he's one of those guys who figures millions of jobs came from the wars, DHS, and military industries. Wait a minute... I'm a DHS employee!

Yeah; DHS, NSA, military, civilian contractors like DynCorp and Halliburton, countless celebrities, artists, and politically-oriented entertainers, not to mention all the jobs we've given to insurgents and mujaheddin. Millions seems about right.

Cena- of course you're a DHS employee. Coasties are policecops, not military.

We're both. We walk the lines of LE and Military. It gives us powers and authorities the Navy doesn't have.

You ever get assigned to a cutter yet?

I've been stationed on two.

I like the coast guard. They sell the best drugs.