You have got to be kidding me.

Is Cheney lying in wait?

He's outside during the day, ergo he CAN'T be a vampire. You owe me .

Next he needs to hide perfectly behind a very thin tree like in a cartoon

Its unacceptable to bush.

The camera just missed him zipping up his giant dong after taking a leak behind the rose bushes

Now if somebody could just add Creepy Clown next to him.

A higher resolution camera would have been able to see the strings Cheney was pulling.

He's just waiting to take George to soccer practice after the speech.

Cheney's remote control only has a range of 50 yards.

He's pick out a reporter to shoot in the face with his shotgun.

DAYWALKER!

Get Batman on the phone! The Penguin's on the loose!

He looks so lonely!

He just decided, today I'm not even going to pretend this isn't what I always do.

wow. creepy any way you slice it.

hahaha! this is how american government works!

Is he standing on a grassy knoll?

next time will be like the final scene in misery

Five stars just for the cameraman noticing and filming it like that.

HAHAHAHAHA CSPAN CAMERAMAN, I LOVES YOU

he looked like his heart was getting ready to explode.

You can't make this stuff up, kids.

I pictured Cape Fear music when I saw this.

he needs a hug

Thanks to this video i periodically check behind myself just in case Cheney may be lurking somewhere near me.

You call that hiding?

All that's missing is the dramatic ticking clock and the split screen showing Jack Bauer infiltrating an abandoned factory with a tactical team while Chloe sits nervously at her workstation back at CTU.