|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-11-08 |
Must see more of this!
(all the commercials during those shows are either for culinary or nursing school, catering to the "what am I doing with my life" crowd, for all you 9-5ers out there.)
John Holmes Motherfucker
I went straight to the channel and binge-watched the whole playlist. My purely emotional reaction is that I think this is the best thing the Onion's ever done. If there's a bunch more in the hopper, I'll discuss that later.
I really just watched it because I had nothing else to do. I could've been reading, or writing, doing something creative, but since my ex got up in the morning I'd get up with her and walk her to the bus stop, and then just sit around in sort of a self-prescribed mind novocaine state of mind, those shows on and me playing Unreal Tournament, dreading all week my impending doom by having to climb up a 75 foot metal ladder outside in negative temperatures with no safety support to change marquee letters at work.. I always assumed I would fall to my death so why go back to school? I just want to know what BenJen is up to these days and who the father was/wasn't.
@JHM Maybe I'm biased because The Onion was unofficially my University's newspaper, and this is really good, but it really doesn't hold a candle to The Onion circa 2000.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2015-11-09 |
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