A friend of mine used to make Tofuckin, which was a duck stuffed in a tofurkey. I never ate it because of my veganism and such, but I'll bet that duck took away from the taste of the tofurkey.. I love thanksgiving and cherish the time I get to spend with my family, but seriously mom and dad save the money because I don't need my own "turkey!" Enjoy your bird and I'll eat like one.

Henry is right about us vegetarians though; we don't get into food comas so we're usually a nice combo of drunk and slightly unpredictable, looking around the city for bars that are open once everybody succumbs to the triptophane. Ah the Holidays..

Yeah, see, my family NEEDS the Thanksgiving food coma. If the only thing affecting them after the dinner is alcohol, we would all be doomed.

And I don't mean just my family would be doomed. I mean our family Thanksgiving dinner would be the seed of the apocalypse if we didn't have the food coma.

Also, the tryptophan thing is a myth. Food comas come from a combination of a natural lethargy following a meal, copious amounts of alcohol and having to get up super early to drive to whoever's house is hosting the dinner that year.

Heh.. sounds like my ex in-laws. They're great people and I miss 'em (not so much the wife part) but I always had to work on Thanksgiving, so by the time they were going into their comas I was like "ok so I guess I'll be going now.. thanks guys.." It was always nice because I got a couple of rum and cokes in my tummy before working at a movie theatre until 2AM. Customers are once again tolerable! Yay holidays!

The turkey into the chicken into the duck?

Man, who do you host at this dinner, the local Size Queen Association?

Fuckin' Brutal, Binro. Metal.

Yeah I kinda missed that the first time.. Like, how does that work? Aren't all turkeys bigger than chickens? Seems like it'd be like stuffing a Guinea pig into a Gerbil.. Or is it kind of like the comic Cathy with her pants?

It's a dangerous recipe. So many things can go wrong.

The biggest risk is the danger of creating a singularity into which all the universe could collapse.