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Desc:He's even less dead now!
Category:Classic Movies
Tags:christians, melissa joan hart, Ray Wise, Pureflix
Submitted:Yellow Lantern
Date:11/11/15
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Comment count is 43
Hooker - 2015-11-11
I wouldn't buy this for a dollar.
infinite zest - 2015-11-11
What if I gave you a dollar?

Oscar Wildcat - 2015-11-11
#WhiteChristianLivesMatter
Xenocide - 2015-11-11
We found the most Aryan washed-up 90's actress we could find, but can even her whiteness stop the gaval-breaking menace of Judge Blackie? Who I bet is secretly from Kenya?

infinite zest - 2015-11-11
Busting ghosts only pays the bills for so long.. eventually you need a gavel to bust.

magnesium - 2015-11-11
I smell a best picture Oscar...
infinite zest - 2015-11-11
Best Original Song too.

Cena_mark - 2015-11-11
Can it get original song, the song came from the first movie. Also I assume the concert clip came from the first movie as well, unless the sequal also includes a News Boys concert.

memedumpster - 2015-11-11
#StupidIsARight
snothouse - 2015-11-11
Vomit.
IrishWhiskey - 2015-11-11
Holy shit that was hilarious.

"If we sit by and do nothing (about being told teachers in public schools shouldn't tell students to pray), the pressure we'll be feeling today will be persecution tomorrow. We're at war."

So they admit they aren't being persecuted now, but because they fantasize how they could be, they need to go to war now. It's preemptive persecuting.


"How do we make this go away without getting blood on our hands?" "We let the ACLU do it".

The trailer disappointed me there by not cutting to ninja assassins, or at least an exploding car shot.


"We're going to prove once and for all.... God is Dead."

Jesus is back from the grave. And this time, he's taking a whole lot of punks with him. This time, he's turning the other cheek, which a shovel! This time, he's the shepard...of your death! This time, he's not passing out loaves and fishes, he's passing out the asswhoopings! He forgives them not, because they know what they did! They killed him before, but it only made him mad... Coming this Christmas: God is Dead 2: The Redeadening.


"You're under arrest"
"You can't arrest us for having faith!"
"No, he owes K in child support and missed his last two hearing notices. What the hell are you talking about? No one has ever been arrested for that. Are you okay?"


"I'm not going to be afraid to say the word 'Jesus'."
Cut to rally where teachers are angrily shouting in front of students how their religion is the one true one and holding up Crucifix signs. It's almost like the evil villains had a point of some kind.


"I hold you in contempt!"
"No Judge, I hold you in contempt!"

Gavel pops off.
Monocle drops.
Eyebrows waggle wildly
Food drops from a fork as someone freezes
Atheist ACLU lawyer dramatically faints
Reaction shot from dramatic gopher.
Eyes pop out of novelty glasses
Sassy black woman saying "He did not just go there!"
Dog cocks his head and makes "Bwuh!?" sound
Man drops his jaw, then his suspenders break and pants fall.
Janet Varney from Psycho turning and screaming
Guy from Scanners' head exploding.
Jet Bin Fever - 2015-11-11
I think you nailed it there. This is the best comedy of the year!

bawbag - 2015-11-11
5 star comedy IW.

Binro the Heretic - 2015-11-11
So, basically a Jack Chick tract as a movie.
takewithfood - 2015-11-11
Starring actors known for playing a witch, and the devil.
ashtar. - 2015-11-11
There's nothing more Christian than being willing to do anything for money.

infinite zest - 2015-11-11
Oh no! Ray Wise?!?

EXEC 1: "Hey, we need an actor who's face is familiar, but it's like you can't remember his name.."

EXEC 2: "How about the guy who was in that movie where he drowned his children in their own shit in a bathtub? Perfect! Praise Jesus!"
infinite zest - 2015-11-11
Also Clarissa has some explaining to do.

Cena_mark - 2015-11-11
Clarissa explains Christian persecution.

Bort - 2015-11-11
Note the black judge who does not share the values of good Americans, subtly tying oppressive government, minorities, and immorality together. It's war all right!
Yellow Lantern - 2015-11-11
Also note that the black judge is Winston from Ghostbusters.

Bort - 2015-11-11
Please tell me he says "I ain't 'fraid of no Holy Ghost".

Scrimmjob - 2015-11-11
Judge Winston Zeddemore presiding!

Prickly Pete - 2015-11-11
They know that Melissa Joan Hart played a witch for 7 years, right?
CornOnTheCabre - 2015-11-11
i can't wait for Oh God's Not Dead, You Devil!
Nominal - 2015-11-11
Die Harder
Senator_Unger - 2015-11-11
April 1st? Really?
Jet Bin Fever - 2015-11-11
The ACLU and their jack-booted thugs are going to confiscate our Bibles!! READ REVELATIONS!
Cena_mark - 2015-11-11
"I have nothing but contempt for this court!" Chris Chan said the same thing in the comics when Mary Lee Walsh put him on trial.
Xenocide - 2015-11-11
FORGET IT MARGE, IT'S CHINATOWN!

Cena_mark - 2015-11-11
I wasn't insinuating that they stole it from CWC, but rather the line is so cliched that even CWC got it before them.

Xenocide - 2015-11-11
SNEAK PREVIEW OF GOD'S NOT DEAD 3:

Man on street: *sneezes*

Beloved 90's Star of Perfect Strangers Bronson Pinchot: God bless you.

Man who sneezed: I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE ACLU AND ALSO A SODOMITE, AND I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR SAYING THAT!

[one reel later]

Bernie Sanders: Since President Hillary has appointed me chief justice of the supreme court, I hereby find Bronson Pinchot GUILTY of being a Christian, and sentence God to DEATH!

Howard Schultz: And I'm the CEO of Starbucks, and thanks to my cups, Christmas is BANNED FOREVER!

Bronson Pinchot: I do not recognize this court's authority, Cousin Larry!

Dean Cain, whose presence is inevitable: Oh no! Who will help Balki now?

*Full House's Dave Coulier kicks the door down*: THAT WOULD BE ME! TOP LAWYER FROM LIBERTY UNIVERSITY LAW SCHOOL!

Bernie Sanders: Great Cesar's lack of a ghost because the afterlife isn't real!

Dave Coulier: Your DIShonor, I call my first witness...JESUS CHRIST.

*theme song begins playing*
Bort - 2015-11-11
Alas, usually you can exaggerate a topic to hilarious effect, but when it comes to these guys it's all a person can do to catch up.

Five Not Dead 2 stars for you anyway.

Xenocide - 2015-11-12
You have a point. Ironically, Poe's Law is my arch-enemy.

Cena_mark - 2015-11-13
This is brilliant. Perfect Strangers references are always cool.

Rosebeekee - 2015-11-11
Ernie Hudson, No!
BlisteredButtress - 2015-11-11
April Fools!
Scrimmjob - 2015-11-12
Everyone in this movie looks so tired.
OxygenThief - 2015-11-12
God's Not Dead Your Father Sent Him to a Farm Where He Can Run Around All Day and Play 2
Sanest Man Alive - 2015-11-13
God's Not Dead, It's A Trick. Get An Axe 2

Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2015-11-12
with "unpleasant Man wearing a suit and tie" as "the Athiest"
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-11-13
I immediately thought of that undercover video where the kid's science teacher is telling the class that evolution isn't possible because of the Bible.

This movie is unrealistic.
dairyqueenlatifah - 2015-11-22
This is coming out on April Fools Day 2016. I had to double check that it wasn't some elaborate joke.
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