|MurgatroidMendelbaum - 2015-11-19 |
"Bitch had it coming."
|infinite zest - 2015-11-19 |
God's a bitch sometimes. Maybe God was on her period that week or something.
|Meerkat - 2015-11-19 |
God's kind of a dick, what with the knocking up some petite and then killing her son "for our sins" instead of just admitting he fucked up when creating us.
And don't get me started on the whole "Job" fiasco.
il fiore bel
|bawbag - 2015-11-19 |
Signs there are no Gods #2457312: Pat Robertson has not been smited.
|Binro the Heretic - 2015-11-19 |
Fuck you and the Calvinist horse you rode in on, Pat.
|ashtar. - 2015-11-19 |
So, basically, God is fundamentally inscrutable and supplications to it will have results no better or more predictable than chance.
|il fiore bel - 2015-11-19 |
Five for Huggies diapers sponsored ad. God bless keywords... as long as they don't have sin in their hearts.
|takewithfood - 2015-11-19 |
I admit, I was fully expecting the "God works in mysterious ways," answer, not the "She was just too shitty to live" answer. Well played, Pat.
I was expecting the latter, honestly.
Of course, 'too secretly shitty for God to heal' always has a 'and he moves in mysterious ways, you know' mixed in, too.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2015-11-19 |
"Not the Onion" tag?
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