this is REALLY stupid.
I was assuming this would be a giant hellraiser-esq machine that moves by the power of hundreds of trapped tortured people being electrocuted into motion, their screams and wails heard for miles throughout the wasteland.
But it wasn't.
Someone in a video game drew a penis.
Funnily enough, that was close to exactly what I pictured on reading the title too!
Not really that impressive when you realize this person is on PC and likely used console codes to do this. The amount of salvage needed to build all of this is probably not *impossible* to gather up, but I seriously doubt they took to the actual, physical time to build this manually.
|Binro the Heretic |
If we've learned anything from sandbox video games, it's that when you give people access to tools to shape the world, the first thing they do is make a giant cock.
That's pretty much the history of the Western world since the introduction of agriculture.
Probably the history of the world before that as well, I imagine there are plenty of cave drawings of dicks...but they aren't as suitable for documentaries as antelopes.
Seriously, some of the earliest writings translate basically as "if thou seekest a goodly time, talketh to Helena".
One of the oldest cave sites that are divided into two chambers (blah blah humans had a concept of the exoteric and the esoteric blah blah) has the exterior chamber painted with lots of animals, with the interior chamber containing a relief of animals fucking.
Humans know where food comes from. The penis.
Five for Phil Collins.
Oh look, someone took a great series like Fallout and turned it into another Minecraft.
Nah, not really. The construction stuff is totally optional and getting the material to make things is literally "go into a building and take everything that isn't nailed down and bring it back to your workshop" which is light years of simplicity away from Minecraft's mine a thing to make a thing that mines a thing to make a thing that mines another thing that makes a thing that makes a thing that combines with a thing to make a thing.
that's sort of a long video to wait for it
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