This and Wimpy's "I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today" is really all you need to know about the financial sector.

Wire up the tens in parallel and you get a five.

God, I remember watching this when I was a kid with my dad. He had to explain to me 5 times why it was supposed to be funny. But I was never good at the maths.

i liked when he tricked the retarded man five stars

So basically it's an old version of this joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE