Yeah, looks like they team up to kill some ass pull monster.

It's supposed to be Doomsday apparently somehow made from the corpse of General Zod which I assumed was a dumb fan theory. Guess not.

Thanks- that's exactly why I posted this.

Also it's not likely they will write Doomsday to kill Superman- which is the real importance of that character and one of the most interesting narratives of the comics.

whoops- apologies for self 5-starring

I had no idea until just now that was supposed to be Doomsday. I thought you guys must be kidding. But no. Fucking Venture Brothers has a better Doomsday in Lord Underbite. God damn this movie is going to be horrible.

:^)]

For that guy.

I'm also calling:
A scene where someone grabs at Lex (Lois Lane probably?) and catches his hair and it comes off to reveal he's actual bald and he loses his shit over it so that we all know just how OOOH SCARY AND SPOOKY he is what with being all psychologically unhinged and everything.

Who needs depth when you have Gal Gadot Wonder Woman eye candy?

goes without saying.

probably after batman's origin is reshown, again.

and that's not an error, I mean shown for the second time in one movie.

He really is the worst possible Lex Luthor. Why can't they get someone badass to play Luthor? In most comics and the animated series he's a deep voiced, muscular, don't fuck with me alpha male with no ability to laugh. What the fuck were they thinking?

Vin Diesel should have played him. That would have been fucking great.

Maybe Snyder was telling his casting person "get the guy who plays Heisenberg" but he was going through a tunnel..

damnit.. should've known that I wasn't the first person who thought of that one..

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I don't think they're going to go through another origin story for Batman though, since Robin's suit is memorialized after the Joker killed him in a pretty high-tech Bat Cave.

I'm pretty sure one of the other trailers showed a clip of Wayne's mom getting shot in slow motion

Thomas Wayne is being played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who is a big enough actor that he'll at least have some lines. There will be flashbacks.

because this movie is 2gritty4u

well,

http://tinyurl.com/pvux249

Batman's pretty flippy floppy on guns

The answer is here:

http://whogivesa.fuck

See, that's the That Guy we all know and love.

hey that link doesn't go anywhere what's the big idea

It's Zack Snyder, he's way into Frank Miller.

there is something wrong with him

Which apparently means grimacing and blowing shit up.

Yeah that's another fucking BAD casting choice. Gal Godot is 5'2" and barely looks athletic but I made this argument before...the fact they even considered her over an actress that was actually strong or tall or athletic or imposing is one of the most sexist things I have ever seen in a casting lead. Seriously fuck you Zack Snyder.

Yeah...I saw one of those "if black actors were cast in white roles" memes, and actually loved the idea of Angela Basset as Wonder Woman. Especially as compared to this.

What's great about this discussion is that you can't have it without discussing/trying-not-to-discuss how motherfucking stupid superhero movies are in the first place, and how completely adolescent our stupid populace is.

It's not the stupid entertainment in itself, it's the average intake of stupid : not stupid that I think leads to things like Trump 2016, etc.

Yeah, superhero movies are silly (though I still love the shit out of them,) but let's face it. Marvel is way better at casting than DC. Which is why their movies do better. Plus they pretty much embrace the fact that superhero movies are ridiculous.

You wouldn't even download it?

Though not sure I would either until several years later and im bored.

Download it?

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A PURSE!! (I assume)

Well, that depends. If a kindly stranger had the schematics for a purse, and he chose to share those schematics online, so that I could download them and then 3D print my own purse, at home, instead of going to some horrible store and buying an overpriced factory-made purse from China... well then, NO, I guess I wouldn't steal a purse, because I'm a man, and the fuck would I want a downloaded purse for?

I'll stick to stealing movies and cars, thank you.

I'd steal a purse, given the right circumstances and target.

like I wouldn't steal a purse from some old lady walking to walmart, but if I was starving on the street and some bimbo passes by with a Gucci purse...its snatching time.

I hope Superman breaks both your hands off in your colon.

Then cancels your movie download.

It's a victimless crime.

I wouldn't pay to see this movie anyhow.

I wouldn't even watch on broadcast television because watching/skipping commercial breaks would make it too much work.

But what color was the hat? Also, there's actually a place called Swingers? There's a couple of swingers clubs in Portland, but they take the name very, very literally

oh it's a restaurant! mediocre, overpriced food, but the waiters and waitresses are all my friends and they let me order a single scoop of chocolate ice cream for a dollar!

it was a yankees hat iirc. he was with a girl and didn't seem to be having a very good time.

my friend had to elbow me and point him out and after five minutes of me asking what was the deal and why he kept pointing at that guy he told me who it was and i went back to my ice cream :(

I thought Luthor was Jimmy Olsen for the longest time.

It's not just bad, it's terribad.

Maybe that will be the twist: it turns out that "Lex Luthor" has been retconned as the all-grown-up Jimmy Olsen. Jimmy changed his name to Lex because fart fart etc.

I thought he was a rehash of Jim Carrey's Riddler.

Well it's not like this is the first time this has happened. Did anyone complain that Rogue in the X-Men movies is a tween and nothing like the confident southern belle from the books, or that The Joker turned into a Stiv Bators/Sid Vicious lookalike instead of the psychotically goofy clown?

This is more like a Mark Zuckerberg-gone-bad-esque kid, which Eisenberg was good at portraying (he's not; Zuckerberg just donated 99% of his fortune to charity): all the money and power in the world in the hands of a little prick. He's a different Lex Luthor but I don't know if I'd care too much if he was still the big bald bad guy, it's just what I would've expected is all, and that's kinda boring.

Yup, ring the elitism bell for a zack snyder movie if that's the hill you wanna die on. We just had a discussion of great scenes, there were a surprising amount of popcorn movies on it, ones a lotta snobs would turn their noses up at.

Also about half the stuff on the site these days is submitted because it's cool.

Also I'm sorry you went into debt for your pre-meds and feel like you've gotta apply them on fucking poetv. motherfucker, i can't speak for everyone but this site is therapeutic for me enough already without "make a list of things that make you happy."

You should always post after your nap, SDC.

The last movie I saw in cinemas was Ant Man, which I quite enjoyed thanks. This looks like a turd that won't flush.

SDC let's hear your "This movie is mandatory fun" defense.

Otherwise, I'm going to assume that you can't recognize your own guilty pleasures, and think they're universal truths- or some shit.

You're too cool for us being too cool.

Blasting my cum HARD

The time the Superman / Batman fight was done right, in the "World's Finest" cartoon nearly 20 years ago. Here's where Superman and Batman meet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5nUsa8ZLm4

Spoilers: it doesn't take them much time at all to figure out they're on the same side and they do better as a team than as rivals.

Which is the point that almost all the iterations of Superman vs. Batman get wrong. Except this one, which, judging by its name ("Superman v. Batman"), is apparently a court case and maybe a divorce.

Drawing penises on the cheeks and eyelids of counter-reactionary babies who complain about how awful everyone is even when most discussions here offer pretty good food for thought and things to go check out

Singing Queen off-key while drunk (all modifiers not necessary at once)

Critically analyzing something while still being able to enjoy what I analyze (Ehehehe, he said "anal")

Taking a nice, clean, painless shit

Fantasizing about burning down my house and everyone inside

A really good hamburger

Skater bail montages

Puns

C'mon, Sexy (and you ARE sexy!). This isn't Breaking Bad, Star Wars The Force Awakens, the beloved Game of Thrones, or any number of overrated Herzog documentaries. We don't have to like this, and you don't have to bear the burden of us not liking this. Somehow in the smoke of the battlefield your aim has become indiscriminate; you're firing blindly and hitting gin-swilling innocents sitting on their porches.

� whaling footage

� sunn0)))

� mortality, as a concept

� mortality, as a practice

� when i see the sunrise twice in one cycle of being awake

� not knowing the word for "one cycle of being awake" off the top of my head

� remembering when i did drugs

� derrida, et al

� waugh

� free pizza

� making fancy coffee

� eating a whole pint of haagen-dazs

� quarter pound big bites from 7-11 with a 2:1 chilli:cheese ratio

� eating pussy, even if it smells kinda weird from time to time

� realizing that the truest love is the love that remains unspoken

� the films of andrei tarkovsky

� driving all the way to compton just to get some amazing bbq

� amazing bbq

this list is anything but exhaustive, but i hope it helps! do i get any coupons or anything?

whaling footage?

My list:

Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Maud Pie
Boomer the Dog
Punchy Sonichu
Boxxy in MLP cosplay
Hard vore
Chicken korma
Sword pedantry
GWAR
Superman getting beaten up by Lobo
You guys

poeTV isn't one person. You're going through a phase, Sexy Duck Cop. You will grow out of this.

Handmade journals

Writing in journals

Inks and fancy pens

Hardcore gay domination porn

Trader Joe's Vegan Trail Mix cookies

really good fish and chips

Seeing people walking around like they could be from the "People of Walmart" website.

A really good scifi or horror short story

Trader Joes actually makes me really sad. Trader Joes Challah and Trader Joes Overpriced Orangina are nice things for the Happy List, but I always feel like such a shit-head when I'm shopping there, particularly when the poor employees have to physically uncart my items for me.

Like, I get it's supposed to be a whole "customer service" thing, but it just feels like pampered arrogance.

Calling all the things that make other people happy overrated and banal.

But what if banality makes me happy?

Where the FUCK is Applejack!?

EH, I could have made an entire post of things that make me happy from Trader Joe's...so here goes!

* the pesto tortellini, dried is incredible. I have not found its equal anywhere

* their fresh berry juice is incredible

* Thai peanut noodle salads to go!

* Multigrain breads that are just the right texture

* Amazing dessert selections. I almost never eat sugar anymore but I always look at the desserts because they are just so pretty. They used to have chocolate coconut muffins that were out of this world but I haven't seen them for a while.

* the 12 different varieties of chicken sausage

* organic butternut squash soup in a carton

* sunflower seed butter

* The aloo chat in the frozen section, and the cilantro chicken dumplings

* Those fucking huge sesame crackers that I can't remember the name of that taste like heaven, especially with cilantro hummus.

* cheap organic soaps

* holy fuck the blue cheese pecan dip. It's one of those things which is so good I only would eat it once in a blue cheese moon...now I want it so bad. Do they still make it?

snuggling with my cats
cats in general
dogs in general
hell, animals in general (not bugs though for the most part)
video games
hanging out with friends
seeing karma kick a douchebag in the crotch
eating steak
eating cake
hell, eating in general (yes, I am fat)

Riding my bicycle.
Eating huge amounts of food after riding my bicycle.
Having a good day at work.
Bragging about my job (I'm 2 years into a union electrician apprenticeship thanks for asking).
Good beer.
Good whiskey.
Feeling like a manly man with my beard and my tools in my pockets.
Dungeons and dragons with my friends.
Putting in electrical work for friends and family who kept me going when I had a shitty job and felt like I wasn't worth anything.
Fucking the woman I love.
Coffee.
All the weird shit this site has turned me on to over the years. You guys are a big part of who I am, oddly enough, at least when it comes to my taste and knowledge of obscure fetishes.