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Desc:At least they made the burgers look disgustingly greasy. Just like real life!
Category:Advertisements, Horror
Tags:Dan Harmon, carls jr, Justin Roiland, Burger Dysmorphia, Cronenburgers
Submitted:somedongus
Date:12/04/15
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Comment count is 22
Prickly Pete
The slogan "Eat Like You Mean It" is everything wrong with this country.
infinite zest
I dunno, I always eat like I mean it, because I eat if I'm hungry. A more American version would be "Eat Because You Can" or "Because It's There."

SolRo
"Eat because you're bored"

infinite zest
I drink because I'm bored. :D

SolRo
then you eat because you're drunk

thus, you ate because you're bored.

QED

infinite zest
I'm actually never hungry when I drink, but I don't get drunk, at least not since college. The worst is getting wasted and deciding two slices of pizza AND a Q'doba burrito at 3 in the morning is a great idea. You still wake up with a hangover and a feeling of being full and hungry and wanting to puke all at the same time.

RedRust
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

infinite zest
Oh well, for all of my Bill Hicks-ian cynicism when it comes to marketing and selling out on any level, I must remind myself that the Simpsons was in its prime during "Don't lay a finger on my Butterfinger."

Also they snuck in an ad for Nintendo 3DS right into the show. And by "snuck" I mean whatever the opposite of "snuck" is.
Crab Mentality
If you can take money from an advertiser while just making fun of them, isn't that the best deal you can make?

Simillion
this is perfect, carls jr burgers really are messy sloppy drippy flavorant-stanking piles of cow manure
duck&cover
This does not make me want to eat at Carl's Jr.
Rodents of Unusual Size
"They're stealin' stuff, Rick! They're stealin stuff!"

We are in a new golden age of advertising.
Raggamuffin
My stars are for "Cronenburgers" which I hope has a future
duck&cover
"Cronenburgers," if you have more than one mouth.

infinite zest
I haven't been to a Hardee's in a good decade since I lived in the Midwest. I remember the same star logo but the menu was different. I was on the road so I didn't have much choice, but they had a surprisingly good veggie burger. So I got down south to enter Carl's Jr. Territory and they didn't have any veggie options :(
RedRust
Come to SoCal, I believe they have the veggie burger over here.

infinite zest
We have Carl's Jr in Oregon too, there's actually one a couple blocks from my house, but I usually stick to Burgerville, which is sort of Oregon's In-n-Out, if I need to get fast food. Their black bean burger's great, but they print out nutrition facts right on the receipt: it's kind of sad when you read that your veggie option has more calories and fat than a Big Mac.

But still half the calories of the Tex Mex burger, Jesus H. 1200 calories! And from their website the only veggie "burger" I see is just a shitload of guacamole and cheese inside a bun. I used to eat at Carl's Jr. all the time when I was a kid. It was before the quirky/ironic TV spots but they always just advertised the food instead of gimmicks. And I was a little porker despite being on nearly every sports team imaginable. But goddamn their fries are the best thing ever.

infinite zest
And that settles it: I'm marching over to CJs and getting an order of fries and I'm making poutine with my leftover veggie gravy from thanksgiving!

spikestoyiu
This is great. Make money.
spikestoyiu
Also, I just noticed Morty's plumbus.
Rodents of Unusual Size
If you think that's great, check out Amazon. They are now selling plumbuses with real fleeb juice!

http://www.amazon.com/None-none-Plumbus/dp/B017K9Q99E/ref=sr_1 _1?ie=UTF8&qid=1449348975&sr=8-1&keywords=plumbus

https://www.etsy.com/listing/253747017/plumbus-from-rick-and-m orty-just-a?ref=related-1

infinite zest
hmm.. I think I'll stick to my Hitachi Magic Wand.. but good to know! :)

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