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Desc:At least they made the burgers look disgustingly greasy. Just like real life!
Category:Advertisements, Horror
Tags:Dan Harmon, carls jr, Justin Roiland, Burger Dysmorphia, Cronenburgers
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Comment count is 22
Prickly Pete - 2015-12-04
The slogan "Eat Like You Mean It" is everything wrong with this country.
infinite zest - 2015-12-04
I dunno, I always eat like I mean it, because I eat if I'm hungry. A more American version would be "Eat Because You Can" or "Because It's There."

SolRo - 2015-12-04
"Eat because you're bored"

infinite zest - 2015-12-04
I drink because I'm bored. :D

SolRo - 2015-12-04
then you eat because you're drunk

thus, you ate because you're bored.


infinite zest - 2015-12-05
I'm actually never hungry when I drink, but I don't get drunk, at least not since college. The worst is getting wasted and deciding two slices of pizza AND a Q'doba burrito at 3 in the morning is a great idea. You still wake up with a hangover and a feeling of being full and hungry and wanting to puke all at the same time.

RedRust - 2015-12-05
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

infinite zest - 2015-12-04
Oh well, for all of my Bill Hicks-ian cynicism when it comes to marketing and selling out on any level, I must remind myself that the Simpsons was in its prime during "Don't lay a finger on my Butterfinger."

Also they snuck in an ad for Nintendo 3DS right into the show. And by "snuck" I mean whatever the opposite of "snuck" is.
Crab Mentality - 2015-12-06
If you can take money from an advertiser while just making fun of them, isn't that the best deal you can make?

Simillion - 2015-12-05
this is perfect, carls jr burgers really are messy sloppy drippy flavorant-stanking piles of cow manure
duck&cover - 2015-12-05
This does not make me want to eat at Carl's Jr.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-12-05
"They're stealin' stuff, Rick! They're stealin stuff!"

We are in a new golden age of advertising.
Raggamuffin - 2015-12-05
My stars are for "Cronenburgers" which I hope has a future
duck&cover - 2015-12-09
"Cronenburgers," if you have more than one mouth.

infinite zest - 2015-12-05
I haven't been to a Hardee's in a good decade since I lived in the Midwest. I remember the same star logo but the menu was different. I was on the road so I didn't have much choice, but they had a surprisingly good veggie burger. So I got down south to enter Carl's Jr. Territory and they didn't have any veggie options :(
RedRust - 2015-12-05
Come to SoCal, I believe they have the veggie burger over here.

infinite zest - 2015-12-05
We have Carl's Jr in Oregon too, there's actually one a couple blocks from my house, but I usually stick to Burgerville, which is sort of Oregon's In-n-Out, if I need to get fast food. Their black bean burger's great, but they print out nutrition facts right on the receipt: it's kind of sad when you read that your veggie option has more calories and fat than a Big Mac.

But still half the calories of the Tex Mex burger, Jesus H. 1200 calories! And from their website the only veggie "burger" I see is just a shitload of guacamole and cheese inside a bun. I used to eat at Carl's Jr. all the time when I was a kid. It was before the quirky/ironic TV spots but they always just advertised the food instead of gimmicks. And I was a little porker despite being on nearly every sports team imaginable. But goddamn their fries are the best thing ever.

infinite zest - 2015-12-05
And that settles it: I'm marching over to CJs and getting an order of fries and I'm making poutine with my leftover veggie gravy from thanksgiving!

spikestoyiu - 2015-12-05
This is great. Make money.
spikestoyiu - 2015-12-05
Also, I just noticed Morty's plumbus.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-12-05
If you think that's great, check out Amazon. They are now selling plumbuses with real fleeb juice!

http://www.amazon.com/None-none-Plumbus/dp/B017K9Q99E/ref=sr_1 _1?ie=UTF8&qid=1449348975&sr=8-1&keywords=plumbus

https://www.etsy.com/listing/253747017/plumbus-from-rick-and-m orty-just-a?ref=related-1

infinite zest - 2015-12-05
hmm.. I think I'll stick to my Hitachi Magic Wand.. but good to know! :)

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