|Binro the Heretic |
"Sorry, Mr. Trump, we thought the sedatives would impede it's ability to sense evil."
"Can you give it some more?"
"If we up the dose, all it would do is lie on the table and gurgle."
"Can we tie strings to its wings & head and work it like a puppet?"
Sexy Duck Cop
"Were they the best sedatives on earth? I mean, we're talking classy, Grade-A sedatives? The best sedatives--I promise you--the best sedatives you've ever seen?"
"No, just regular sedatives."
"I'm an eagle wrangler working for one day, Mr. Trump. You can't fire me."
"Call me Mr. T."
|Gunny McRifleson |
I'm baffled by the animal handler's combover-smooth at :10. Is it in his job description?
The one that was immediately followed by "Don't touch me"?
Watch it watchitwatchit
I love how the animal trainer just has no thoughts as to why that might be a bad idea.
|il fiore bel |
That's a good birdie.
|infinite zest |
He's just mad because he's not wearing his sombrero and clutching a maple leaf
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I first saw this as a tumblr gif and thought someone had created a mashup of images really well.
But it's gloriously real.
Yeah I started seeing it on Facebook probably a week ago and figured the same, and it wasn't until I was watching the news last night that I saw this. Granted it was local news, who's just now learning about Grumpy Cat, but it's weird that the .gif circulated before the footage itself.
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