I fear anything involving Haley Joel Osment or Greg Kinnear.

Stupid people are more dangerous than intelligent vehicles.

i did it i did it i brought all this here all them here. our
friends with three eyes and their toys and their cyborg pets
and their computers. i did it i did it. i saw them i saw
them far away not looking our way and i called them here i
called them here.

No. hth

Don't let them view the internet. That way they won't care about the strings on them.