I want one that looks like Gertie.

Dumb laugh and clapping

So this is a thing that demands you have a conversation with it constantly despite being constantly tonedeaf, like an autistic egomaniac?

What was the name of the robot movie short from about 3 or 4 years ago, where the suburban kid of divorced parents gets a robot to play with him, and the robot ends up being abused by said kid and then exacts violent revenge? It was on here but I just can't find it.

Cause that's what I think of when I think of domestic robots.

I for one look forward to youtube clips of hapless geeks dressing pepper up in naughty lingerie and trying to mount him.

What is my purpose? You serve butter. Oh my god.

I accidentally bought a Prepper robot and it locked itself in my basement with a bunch of water jugs and macaroni.

Is it alright that someone cried and then jerked off to this? I'm asking for a friend.

They use them to sell mobile phone plans in the city I'm in. The touch screen is used to select options and such. One button makes them sing and dance, that's what I show my son every time we're in that particular mall.

Why are the Japanese so desperate to bring about a future that nobody but them wants to live in?

This is probably the most depressing thing I've seen on here.

I'm okay with this, but I want one designed like a Battle Droid or Commando Droid from the Clone Wars.