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Desc:Well that's not depressing at all.
Category:Humor, Horror
Tags:ukelele, cancer, Victoria Jackson, irrelevant
Submitted:TeenerTot
Date:01/01/16
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American Standard
I wasn't gonna click, but then I saw "cancer" as a tag.

Am I a bad person?
infinite zest
Nah.. does she really have cancer though? A part of me wants to see her go ballistic over how cancer drugs make you autistic.

She's kind of like Exene Cervenka to me: always kind of liked her dumb blonde impression on SNL just like X was one of my favorite bands. But then something just went "snap" up there. Like, political affiliations are fine. I couldn't care less if someone like I once liked turned out to be Republican; hell, I had to deal with Republican in-laws for almost a decade, but there's being Reppublican and being the kind of person that makes you think that Trump's not so crazy in comparison.

American Standard
It's real. I checked. Breast cancer, Stage 3. Had a double mastectomy.

duck&cover
Too bad, I liked her tits on SNL.


themilkshark
Best thing she's done since UHF
Cena_mark
I can't tell if she's joking or not. If she has it, I wish her well. Certainly not a tactful means of announceing it. Granted anyone who shrieks out that the president is a Muslim while attempting to strum the ukelele is someone who doesn't care about tact.

infinite zest
Yeah it's real.. this is actually one of the more reasonable things she's done. A friend of mine's mom had breast cancer and announced that she was going in for tit cancer over Christmas when everybody was half in the bag, and that this was her last night of partying for a while, if she ever came back in the first place, so this is a better way of celebrating one of the most horrible things anybody ever has to face in their lives.

I don't like or agree with Ms. Jackson at all, but I do hope that she gets the care she needs and wish her a speedy recovery.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
From her webpage:

It all happened pretty suddenly. I went to the Walk In Clinic for a cough. I asked the Nurse Practitioner if the numb spot near my underarm was my lymph gland fighting the cough. He quickly sent me to the Vanderbilt Breast Clinic, (God bless him), an awesome place full of great people. Suddenly, I was in surgery (double mastectomy) and soon Iíll be beginning chemo Iím told. They say my hair will probably fall out. Iím Stage 3A. The funny thing is Iíve never felt healthier. There are no symptoms. I held a handstand two weeks ago for a Lil Dragon

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Read more at http://victoriajackson.com/12672/i-have-cancer


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Good luck crazy woman from SNL and Casual Sex?
Bort
Hope you get better, and I hope you had the good sense to get medical coverage on the exchanges if you weren't working for someone who provided it.

Binro the Heretic
Well, shit. I hope she gets better.

I found her weird shift towards racism & paranoia to be more saddening than infuriating.
Sexy Duck Cop
Look deep within your heart and ask yourself if you truly don't want Victoria Jackson to have cancer.

Bort
I don't. I would much rather have her say, "wow, I guess Obamacare turned out to be a good thing after all, sorry I was such a tool". Cancer's a harsh road to that epiphany, I'd rather she got there via a less traumatic path.

StanleyPain
Karma can be a bitch, you fucking cunt.
Jeriko-1
I kinda don't wanna be bitter like this but as I see myself as a member of a more international community I am always saddened by people like Jackson who pretty much personify how people in other countries see us.

She can walk out onto the interstate and hug a truck.

Raggamuffin
Okay, I wouldn't wish cancer on my worst enemy.

If you are glad she has cancer you're a piece of human shit. Fuck you.

Bort
She's certainly not a walking advertisement of the best America has to offer, I'll give you that. In that regard she's something like easily 20% of America (and at 20% I'm lowballing it by a huge margin I would guess).

I may have pretty big problems with that 20%+ of America, but I don't wish suffering on them, beyond having to live under a better system than the one they call for and being confronted at some level with how wrong they are.

Sanest Man Alive
I totally would wish it and more on my worst enemy! That said, Miss Jackson here is far from anyone's worst enemy. To anyone who thinks that of her: good lord, stop for a minute and figure out your fucking priorities.

Let's be clear: she's been a fool, and she's espoused some terribly ill-informed opinions and helped perpetuate more than a few harmful myths running through our current culture, no doubt. But even as grotesque conservative mouthpieces go, she's far from the most malicious or wide-reaching. At worst, she's a cloudy amber swirl in an ocean of piss.

Scrimmjob
Sweet Jesus, that pre load image!
memedumpster
Go watch the Shootist and make sure everyone ELSE dies of your cancer except you.*




* this joke is probably inappropriate for modern times.
kingarthur
I still think there's a tiny part of her left that knows she's the greatest troll since Kaufman. I think that part has been swallowed whole by the character though.

Still, this is real, and it's honestly a really incredible way to announce it, especially the pie in the face at the end.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I will give this to her, she actually did something really emotionally healthy by making this. It's kind of surprising because her general awareness isn't normally astute, but she recognizes that humor can bring you through tragic circumstances.

I won't rip on her here, I'll wish her the best. It's not like she's in control of anything important. She's irrele-oh.
Sexy Duck Cop
Yeah, but, come on.....before you knew she actually had cancer, weren't you thinking "I hope she gets cancer"?

infinite zest
She didn't actually do anything to harm anyone though, she just got batshit crazy. My grandma-in-law had much, much worse things to say about Obama and she was still my grandma (in-law) when she had it. But she was still a human being.

Anaxagoras
Trying to take away people's civil liberties *is* harming them. Demonizing a group (or several) leads to their persecution, so that's also harming them. Being willfully ignorant and therefore espousing policies that are guaranteed to fail major problems (e.g. global warming, wealth inequality, racial bias in America, etc.) is causing harm to the entire country.

She did plenty to "actually harm" people. Fuck her.

Am I glad she has cancer? Not really. I'm indifferent. She, like all of us, is guaranteed to die. What does it matter if she dies from this, a car wreck, or choking on a pretzel? She'll end up dead eventually. The question that matters is "What did she do during her life? What kind of person was she?" And the answers to those questions are, unfortunately, "Nothing" and "A shitty person".

Rodents of Unusual Size
I've never felt that way, no. I just have always been slightly bemused and saddened by her lack of comprehension over politics and the need to comment on them.

I reserve cancer wishes for the execs at oil and chemical companies killing our planet.

Cena_mark
Anaxagoara, no, she's only attempted to do those things, but she's irrelevant.

American Standard
One of the nicest things about the video is she understands how little she matters.

Jack Dalton
The performance was depressing, but the ending was actually more revealing (and-- kind of funny). I am imagining some uncomfortable person in her family filming her under duress. "Sis, I'm going to do a bit with my ukulele." "Fuhh... Victoria-- can we have a holiday visit where I don't have to hold your camcorder? Didn't we buy you a tri-pod five years ago? What's with the whip cream?" (One minute later) "NO PLEASE DON'T" (splat)
joelkazoo
I still think Weird Al made the right decision when he broke up with her, but man...that was sad. Not pathetic, but genuinely sad. 5 sad stars.
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