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Desc:True horror lies within.
Category:Horror, Trailers
Tags:utter shit, Rob Schneider, bad CGI, what hell sounds like, Horrible cartoon infinity
Submitted:Rangoon
Date:01/04/16
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Comment count is 26
dairyqueenlatifah
I don't think I've cringed quite as much in a theater as I did when I saw this trailer.
atheistgirl
Maybe the world will end before it's released.
infinite zest
At least this one's got a positive message that might get through to kids the way that boring old scientists might not, and since it's digital the carbon footprint is pretty minimal. I always thought the Ice Age movies of the past were pretty ironic in that way since they were all 35mm.

Wait, am I defending this?

Fur is Murder
When it comes to animation quality, this is one teeny tiny step above those Brazilian Pixar knockoffs.
Xenocide
The movie isn't even out yet but they've already greenlit two direct-to-video sequels. No, really.
Rosebeekee
A movie me and a few others were offered isn't even cast yet and they already have a TV series planned.

Cena_mark
It's just a cheaply made CG movie just to sell to the kiddies. Nothing too evil. Yeah, it's crappy, but just adequate enough to pass as a real movie.

EvilHomer
Can't find any porn of it yet, which is always disappointing, and a sure sign that the franchise is in trouble.

EvilHomer
There's a guy on DA who likes to head-swap Norm of the North characters with other cartoons, but I'm not sure if it's a SFW fetish thing or just an OCD thing.

infinite zest
He's not a very cute polar bear either, unlike that polar bear from that show that interrupts Steven Universe and Teen Titans Go

infinite zest
Wow looking it up it does have an impressive voice cast, which is more Bobs Burgers/Rick and Morty-caliber comedians than TTG's or MLP's or SU's or others on the childrens portion of the Cartoon Network.. too bad it's really fucking dumb.

infinite zest
Oh but Norm scored Bill Nighy! That's some serious BAFTA shit.

Spaceman Africa
needs the "Fuck you it's january" tag
dairyqueenlatifah
Yeah, that really needs to be a tag.

-We're getting "Norm of the North" in January 2016
-We got "Strange Magic" in January 2015
-We got "The Nut Job" in January 2014

"Horrible January Animated Feature" seems to be a Hollywood tradition now.

infinite zest
Yeah normally it's been like "fuck you it's oscar season" in january but this year it's "fuck you star wars is sold out and you're already here season".

Speaking of Oscars, I haven't been hearing about a lot that's good during this time. The only good movies I've seen have been Mad Max and Sicario, which probably won't get nominated for Best Picture. Hateful Eight's a given, but The Spielbergs, Zimeckises and the rest of the usual suspects' films kind of bombed, maybe not critically but came out too early for the easy "you missed the best picture of the year" crowd draw after the nominees are announced.

Studios do this on purpose in the same way they unload their shit, because they'll still be showing the same movie week after week and not have to change up anything if it's nominated, the non-nominations getting a tax writeoff beacuse their release was more limited than anticipated. Hell, we had My Big Fat Greek Wedding at the theatre for EIGHT FUCKING MONTHS because of this, and I don't think it was even nominated for anything.

fedex
Nut Job wasn't nearly as bad as the rest of that list

Meerkat
"Rob Schneider" and "utter shit" tags are redundant.
infinite zest
is it ok that I thought Ladies Man was pretty funny? :(

fedex
Deuce Bigalow is still one of the funniest movies ever

infinite zest
Aw fuck fuck fuck I meant to say Deuce Bigalow, not Ladies Man. Thanks 90s-vision. But actually Ladies Man was pretty funny too if I remember.

kingarthur
The Taylor Swift Conglomerate providing the music is the shot icing on the badly rendered and animated and acted shit cake.
Cena_mark
The use of that song was probably half their budget.

Hooker
The voice acting seems whispered and hesitant as if they couldn't remove the lingering doubt of everyone involved in this.
gmol
It looks fine (some of the speech sync seems way off...presume it is just the encoding of the trailer)...why all the cgi hate?
Pretty standard character designs, the similarity between Chloe Park and the character at 1:33 is a coincidence I guess.
infinite zest
I usually have to sit through these movies at work (and I'll probably sit through this one too) and it's not the CGI that's the problem: but 30 years we won't be talking about CGI the same way we talk about classical special effects artists, because 95% of CGI material is bullshit cashgrabbing, and the other 5% is creative use of CGI.

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