|Boomer The Dog - 2016-01-10 |
I just wanna know if there are some Dogs in it I should know about.. :)
|Xenocide - 2016-01-10 |
Special appearance by Announcer Who Has Given Up on Everything.
I hope every scene set in India takes place in front of that Windows background with the Taj Mahal in it.
|Sanest Man Alive - 2016-01-10 |
Oh jesus, there are more of these? Did they become the human equivalent of those awful "Buddies" movies? How many babies have died to make this shit?
Fuck it, take 'em. I don't even need or want to watch.
Rodents of Unusual Size
In the penultimate movie where they meet, all the babies and dogs get together and shit so much that they all die at once from the fumes.
It's a really weird scene and kind of artsy in the way it takes the audience by surprise by subverting your expectations that the shit mountain would just collapse on all the actors, writers, and producers involved, but that happens anyway in spite of what production planned. It was unexpected but the fact that they used it anyway just speaks to their commitment to make real art.
|Juice Eggs McKenna - 2016-01-10 |
Will not watch
|kingarthur - 2016-01-10 |
I hope Katrina and the Waves sues over that ending song. If you're going to rip something off, at least rip off something decent.
|Lurchi - 2016-01-10 |
|Tough American Bouncer - 2016-01-10 |
So bad that it got pulled off from Youtube?
|That guy - 2016-01-10 |
Voight and his god daughter (the blonde woman) have been in at least three of these godawful Baby Geniuses movies together. They weren't in the very first one.
Which means at least four of these abominations exist. How and why is anyone's guess seeing as the first two films (the only two theatrical ones) completely bombed at the box office and got universally shit all over by critics and are today widely considered two of the worst films ever made.
Then again, it looks like every scene in this film was shot on a green screen with someone's vacation photos overlayed rather than using any actual sets or locations, so I'm going to estimate that they probably only have to sell a couple hundred DVDs or so to make the production budget back.
Robert Rodriguez does the same thing though with his Spy Kids movies to make his adult stuff.. they just happen to be pretty good in comparison. Is is just me or do all these kids look too old for diapers?
That is Skyler Shaye, and she is the worst god awfulest actress. I had a job working on promotional material for the Bratz movie. All the girls were there and Skyler would constantly hold the thing up with constant retakes due to her total inability to inflect or even express emotion.
She was nice to everyone though so I feel bad about trashing her.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2016-01-10 |
Oh thank god. The least favorite movie of all time finally has a sequel. I mean, I dreamed that Hollywood would sell the rights to people who have no idea what a greenscreen is for and make an even more vomitous monstrosity of a picture so I can kill off all my remaining brain cells.
Token sentence about how whoever wrote this was (fill in the psychological disorder).
Sanest Man Alive
*A* sequel? I still remember Baby Geniuses 2. It had babies with superpowers back when everyone was first cashing in on the superheroes craze.
|Hailey2006 - 2016-01-10 |
I like how they shamelessly try to pass 4 year old in diapers and saying "goo goo ga ga" as babies!
|Jimmy Labatt - 2016-01-10 |
Every part of this trailer made me want to kill someone
|Bootymarch - 2016-01-10 |
Narrated by La Fear.
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