Rodents of Unusual Size - 2016-01-13 "And then he ate the brains of whoever went near him and the Romans had to hunt him down and shove stakes in his heart. My parents have told me I need to tell people about Mithra. Have you heard of Mithra? He's awesome, you just sacrifice a goat, mister and your soul will be blessed and he'll give you protection against your sworn enemies!"
kingarthur - 2016-01-13 Mithra sounds like the better deal, honestly.
Killer Joe - 2016-01-13 And then he came to America!
And you get planets!
And wives! A bunch!
Hey! Come back!
Quad9Damage - 2016-01-14 Among other things, Mormons believe that even in 1982 there were American adults who didn't know this story.