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That's fucking harsh. Who among us hasn't made a toilet overflow? Also spraying febreze and shit before? All I use is a match. Mr. eatdatpussy may be an Eagles fan but he's a fucking Saint in my book.
A friend of mine did that once; getting banned from a bathroom, I mean. It was his bandmate's grandma's house. He was a little bit drunk, and somehow managed to shit all over the walls.
My grandma's third husband did that at our house when I was a kid one thanksgiving. Shit everywhere. It kind of looked like that scene in AKIRA but with shit instead of blood. But he wasn't banned from the bathroom.
But if there is something of an outhouse at Dehlia's mom's house, that's not so bad. I spent part of a winter pooping outside because somebody didn't pay the water bill..
When I was a youngin' I went to the bathroom and my sister had shat all over the walls too, so I went to my parents bathroom to shit, and I had it so bad that I shat all over the walls as well. But you try and tell the young kids today that, and they just wont believe you.
He is the most notable, famous representative of a sports fanbase that I am a part of.
That's a good thing! Have you had to spend much time around Packers fans? Jeez
I take offense to that...
EDP's videos are fun to watch but watching a game with him would most likely be insufferable.
I'm a Packer Backer: the only game I ever went to was with my dad. We took the train up to Seattle to watch Favre and Reggie destroy the Seahawks in a mostly empty stadium something like 57 to 3. My dad had his Lombardi shirt on, and others getting on the train still had their cheeseheads on but I felt really embarrassed, being around sad Hawks fans in the cold rain waiting for the same train. And that's when the gloating started.
Then I married a packera fan who was the loudest person in the bar, except for the rest of my in-laws and her own dad, who was pretty much the Wisconsin version of EDP. I spent years simply watching football to see the Packers fail so he'd get pissed off and there goes the rest of family time because someone just threw a beer bottle thru the TV.
Now I'm back with another Wisconsin gal. Neither of us care much about football for the same reason: her ex was a Bears fan so the day would basically be good or bad depending, and it got to the point where she'd either stay home or stay hiding at the bar because the day wasn't going to be good if they lost.
I see what you're saying; my own dad's chill: I actually watched the Pack with him on Sunday and he was cussin and my mom started hitting him with a rolled up newspaper. It was hilarious. But that's how I feel EPD would be IRL.
Sorry that was rambly as all fuck. But go Packers! Or don't go. It's just a sportsball really.
I used to work with a guy who actually looked really similar to this guy, same size too. He was a big fat black dude who was about 6'5 and liked to dress in drag, and he, too, god banned from our mall's restroom.
It was for a very different reason though.
I'll use my imagination, but I never really understood why you'd do that in a public restroom instead of just outdoors. Back when I was a kid I'd see folks fucking in the bushes on my way to work, or shooting heroin behind some bushes all four seasons of the year. Unless you get some really shitty cop that needs to meet his quota you're probably fine! Otherwise some mall cop or Safeway cop catches you, that's when they enter the "pretend cop" mode and you're probably a lot more fucked than you would've been if you just took it outside.
He's real real big now:(
Increasing roommate tension
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