this is my ultimate poetv nightmare

Eh, the way he talks he knows as much about MLP as I do. I think it's a well-done series but I've watched a few and it's not really a cartoon universe I can't personally get into, just like I can't get into D&D, no offense to Bronies and Dungeon Masters everywhere. Like me he just says that it's a good show.

What he's become is a Dad. Now that he lost his wife (and his little girl lost her mother), I think it's really sweet that he's going to voice a character for MLP. http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/13/patton-oswalt-my-little-pony- friendship-is-magic

It's funny, I was of the age growing up where I knew everything about Star Wars because that's all the older kids talked about and I'd never seen any of them until they got re-released in the 90s. But I also gleaned a lot of false information, like Yoda died by falling off a cliff and it was just winter on Mos Eisley in the second one, which isn't even a planet, etc. So when I went to see it for the first time when I was a teenager I felt like a teacher grading a test.

He's summarizing the first episode, so he may not be up to alicorns yet.

As for "Derpy shot", such a tag would probably refer to a closeup of a derp-eyed face.

I was worried a "derpy shot" happened when someone with Down's syndrome climaxed.

Ah, yes. The internet is way ahead of you. A quick search reveals 35 pictures of *that* on Derpibooru.

He was saving the best for last.

The last pony he mentioned was "Lightning Dash", so yes, Xenocide is correct.

You mean the "best pony" is the unremarkable one who's name he can't even remember?

He was thinking "Lightning Dash" because he remembered her Cutie Mark, which as you know, has a lightning bolt on it.

In other words, Patton Oswalt was clearly fixated on, and distracted by, her butt. It's understandable.

All their asses look the same. What makes RD's more noticable?

"All their asses look the same." Wow, racist much?

I'm just refferring to how the character designs are pretty much just copied and pasted. Their body's are all the same and they're just separated by differences in color, hairstyle, eyes, and cutie marks. This is kinda lazy. Unlike Steven Universe, which is such a body positive show featuring all kinds of body types.

"Body irresponsible" more like it. With rampant heart disease and childhood diabetes on the rise, should SU *really* be commended for taking the easy way out and making its characters fat?

And anyways, there are plenty of body shapes in MLP. You've got toned, athletic bodies like Rainbow Dash; toned, slim bodies like Fluttershy; buff, athletic bodies like Roid Rage; small, responsibly-shaped bodies like Diamond Tiara or Scootaloo; and yes, even one or two gross out-of-shape weirdos, like Snips or Teacher's Pet.

The Mane 6 all have the same body types. Sure there are few different one's here and there, but most ponies have the same cut out. SU doesn't just have fatties. It has diverse body types. You have super skinny like Pearl, thick like Garnet, slim like Lapis, muscular like Jasper, etc. No one's saying people shouldn't be healthy, but fat shaming has no place in our society.

Fat shaming has many places in our society, primarily in humor and health.

https://soundcloud.com/rumchug/fat-girl-in-alaska
https://soundcloud.com/rumchug/freedom-is-a-loaded-big-gulp

I wrote those songs before I discovered SU.

I deserve the fierce wrath of the SU SJWs. Fortunately I can handle it. I endured the Armed Forces 2nd toughest basic training program.

I spent a lot of time sneaking out and hitching rides with older friends back to New Orleans for a night, getting grounded for a month or two, and then repeating the process.

America*

Oh, sure, like you've ever remembered something.