Vodka Sissy-Slap style?

I love that limp, flippy back-kick thing.

Shhstop, shhstop, shhstop it! I'll haarm you!

The little freeze-frame at the end of every scene is brilliant.

0:15-0:19 alone deserves 5 stars and one of those looping gifs.

Muffinbutt? Haven't seen her around in AGES. Good to know she still loves us!

"Comrades of Flailing Cock Style" is my submission. Bitch Asses.

NEVAH TEACH THE SLAP-FIGHT! IT'S A SEC-RET!

A martial arts that fat, out of shape Slavs can perform actually serves a very utilitarian purpose for Russians.

Slap dancing?

I'm looking forward to slap fighting's debut in the UFC

*zooms in on ripped paper*

"Sisstema."

Poe's law is now obsolete

This linear style would be effective against most aggressive untrained attacks, and traditional kick-boxing strategies, though my main questions would be what happens when someone initiates grappling, though it would be ideal for an entry to grappling if that were your aim.

It is very similar to Shaolin Praying Mantis, Crazy Monkey and a little bit like Wing-Chun. It would work reactively and proactively and works to overwhelm your victim with slaps and eye-gouges, and let me tell you if you have ever watched a professional ring fight, an eye-gouge immediately stops the fight. There also seems to be a fairly fluid elbow in that continuous attack and that could easily knock someone out.

This strategy works because it is unpredictable and the usual shoulder and hip cues you get from a standard punch isn't there, and there aren't much openings to counter-punch other than to grapple. Crazy Monkey does a very similar strategy with even more chaos and ridiculousness and even weaker slaps. In a grapple, sometimes a knee can finish it, or an elbow depending on how the guy is trained. Most wrestling guys don't train knees and elbows, eye gouges, etc and you play how you train. Slaps can be just as good, and the heel of your palm is less likely to break than your fist and palms knock people out too. But the main thing here appears to be to overwhelm the other guy, and unless you train that specific scenario its likely to catch you off guard, which can put you on tilt and that is a slippery slope to getting the shit beat out of you.

But like I said, since there are no grappling or take-downs in this video my main question would be, if that were me, I would grapple. But I'm a trained grappler, so who knows. Grappling is a good response to getting overwhelmed, it slows things down, you see it in the UFC all the time when people get overwhelmed they shoot the double. Maybe adding a guillotine to this style would make things very fun.

But take note everyone making fun of this, it is a legit strat. If you had no idea some guy was going to do this to you, you would be overwhelmed and quite likely eye-gouged and slapped in the nose, and elbowed on your crown. If you did wrestling in high-school, then all the luck to you, you just have to hope like shit these guys don't train Sambo as well.

I've had cats do this to me before.

Russia has weaponized the hambone