I asked my dad if he could smuggle a Philippine forest turtle back from his vacation, as they are unique. He said "Impossible". There must be some parents out there who would do this kind of thing for their sons/daughters because they care..
I think you might be part of the problem.
This turtle... fuck head that he is...
We may have lost Lemmy and Bowie and that other guy, but at least Walken's still around.
honestly though, turtles. Reptilian masters of my heart. Show me someone who can hate a turtle, and I'll show you someone who can straight fuck off.
The only thing wrong with turtles is I don't have any of them around right now.
I had four turtles when I was a kid, and I covered them all in highlighter ink in the hopes that they might mutate. They didn't get stolen though, or anything cool like that, just all died before they were big enough to grow up and learn ninjitsu.
I think he said 'apartment'.
Five long years, he wore this turtle up his ass.
Look at dis gahy.
That was like the most Christopher Walkeny thing ever.
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