Meerkat I would totally want to have the Mimi version. I would staple a plastic bowling pin to its face and part of a hockey mask to its head and spray paint it gold.
yogarfield Fucking evil. A childhood friend got sick of his Furby and hid it in my closet. It took me a few days to figure out what was creepily laughing at random intervals throughout the night.
infinite zest Hehe.. my parents had a Star Wars birthday party for my older brother and one of those old voice recorders, so my dad recorded maybe two minutes of his best Darth Vader breathing impression and put it in the basement like "don't go down there, kids Darth Vader's down there" which scared the shit out of a bunch of six year olds. The rest of the tape was blank, and he must've forgotten to hit stop because I'd start hearing that breathing again at random hours. :(