I think she stole it from The Church Lady. A modern version should include an extended discussion on gendered pronouns and oh god I've never been harder
My favorite thing like this was from a small pile of early 70s mail-order porn ads we had at a shop where I used to work. It was a three panel, fold-out brochure from maybe '71 advertising an educational program that claimed to teach you to build confidence bysleeping with a lot of women, and then channel that confidence into success and advancement in your career.
Of course, all they were actually selling was a plotless, 200' reel of hardcore, super8 porn.