That or the aftermath of celebrity death month!

The Empanadas makes me want an Empanadas week. I used to live above a Pastie place (it's kinda similar but more midwestern) and dude would start cooking at 4AM and the smell would come right up into my room. Damnit I'm hungry. Empanadas week!

I'm a pupusas man, myself.

Ok, I passed the 2 minute mark and I take back my "wouldn't bother with cheap CGI" remark.

But not the other one.


Also, this probably needs a New Jersey tag.

Yeah it's a little Tim and Eric-y but just the right amount for me. His only other video in this style is kinda dumb; just goes into a Burger King wearing a McDonalds uniform and berates diners, but this shows potential for growth.

I think this one is great. The part at the end where he's talking t the masturbation-machine woman about the election especially.

I'm actually surprised that there'd be people who not only watch porn but actively show up at a porn convention that are right-wing, since it's the opposite of the Christian Family Values all candidates (with the exception of Trump) tend to ride on, and I don't think that includes, well, anything here. Except for maybe KITT at the end.

Meanwhile, the Dems have a pretty good track record, from JFK's fucking around all the time on Jackie to Bill's Blowjob and cigar antics. If there was ever a party I'd want on my side, it'd be the one who would probably buy my buttplugs and cockrings.

I always got the impression that the porn industry was generally pretty old-style Republican (i.e. fiscally conservative, pro business, small government but not about the post-Reagan "family values" identity politics stuff) at the business operations level with a more Libertarian slant as you got down to the production level. I mean, the only purer form of free market capitalism than the porn business is drugs.

Behind every Bill, there's a Tipper, Joe, Al, and Hillary.