Related video that pops up at the end is the employees of this same restaurant protesting their treatment. It's too perfect.
"This device spins pizza signs... and is also a fuck machine."
I'm a bit confused as to the legalities of living sign spinners vs a business just putting unmanned advertising placards on as many publicly owned street corners as they can afford
it was my understanding that the reasoning behind hiring someone to spin the sign was to get around local laws regarding obnoxious/excessive signage
(cont) - but i'm no lawyer, would a mannequin count as a sign? or is that the loophole?
with scalia dead, maybe money goes back to being an inanimate object without the same rights as humans?
They got the surly "fuck you" expression just right!
On a related note:
Every day on my way to college, I drive past a liberty tax place. They have two employees who dress in statue of liberty costumes and dance by the road to attract business. One is a fat middle aged white guy who just sort of shakes his arms and waves. But the other is this black guy who really sells it. One one hand, I think it must suck to have a job as a dancing roadside mascot in the middle of winter, but darn if he doesn't make it look fun and brighten my day.
The best Liberty guy I saw wore a black ski mask, but the lady in the cardboard mask with the "honk if you love liberty" sign always seems so cheerful.
That's America in a nutshell. Fat white asshole does barely anything while the black man is sweating his fucking balls off.
Jesus, what's the minimum wage there?
|Robin Kestrel |
Everything about this is fucked up.
They weren't replaced, Aaron Paul just recruited them to sell meth.
|Spike Jonez |
So what all do y'all put on a cowboy pizza?
IT'S ON HIS ROBOT COCK!
Well, I would outright steal that.
This is also a thought I had.
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