|SolRo - 2016-02-29 |
5 for that ending
and another ***** for stupidevil of the sanders supporters that wont vote for Hilary because that mean old woman got sand under their foreskins.
im not clear on whether im going to write bernie in or just go ahead and vote for trump. potential extinction of humanity is never something anyone should be opposing. but either way, i'll vote
I AM A LOTSMOREORCS
AND I VOTE
not really a supporter, just a picker of least evil.
and it's trump v Clinton. sanders isn't in the equation anymore.
And I don't support Putin, but I do like him a lot more than the preferred American alternative of a weak leader that bows to western whims at the drop of a hat.
You're in Western Civilization, SolRo, when you jump 5000 year social lineages you need to expect its leaders to cater to the one at hand.
Also, Obama destroyed Russia's economy. It was glorious, and a little scary, to watch. He plays Risk like Deep Blue. Russia was so damned strong under Putin it was starting to look like America II, but now it's barely industrialized and Chinese and American oil companies just took it for a hard ride. Russia needs new leadership, the early 21st century is over and now it's serious. China is so close to being our new dance partner that Russia might not even be a whole country by 2050 out of international negligence.
Personally, Russians and Russia is just more America to me, I love those guys. I feel good when Earth has a strong USAmerica and Russia. Keeps the Canadian Menace at bay.
Never forget how economically strong Canada is at all the things Russia just failed at. Canada is playing both sides.
HILLARY WILL TRIGGER WWIII OVER SYRIA!!!
Jesus fuck the damage the Trump presidency is inflicting for generations (3 supreme court picks once Ruth drops out of the picture) all because of dumbfucks like Namtar and Nikon.
|memedumpster - 2016-02-29 |
Since we've established the class of Hardened Road Comedian, would John Oliver be a War Comedian due to his constant offensives against his targets?
John is a mixed class monk-bard known as a "smug pundit comedian". His class combination boasts the lighthearted fun of the bard with the self assured monastic devotion of his sworn allegiance to the liberal money pit.
Class benefits include +1 to funny jokes, +2 to pandering, and re rolls on failed checks against concealing his agenda.
Starting equipment includes blue suit of legitimate authority +1, enchanted dagger+2, and the Mark of HBO.
John Oliver more like a hyperactive child overacting for attention, which makes sense considering his target audience.
Cam, that is not a D&D class at all, that is a D&D player.
Gotta stab those orcs with somethin'
Memedumpster, your charater, Mencia the Joke Thief, did not find the poison trap, and I declare him dead.
i know you didnt watch it, Doc Vinnctor,but Drumpf gets smashed pretty good here
Hardened road comedian directly steals from my description of rich vos in the heckler video
You mean that joke you stole from Brian Harrod?
Cam, Mencia the Joke Thief died on stage long ago and has shambled round the realm ever since. He is immune to criticism.
Let me check the Dungeon Masters Guide...
|Binro the Heretic - 2016-02-29 |
When I was young, I used to have nightmares about seeing imminent danger bearing down on me.
I had dreams about a tiger coming at me from across a grassy field. I had dreams about a pack of dogs barreling at me from across the street. I had dreams about being in the middle of the road with a tractor/trailer rig coming at me. I had dreams about a tornado funnel turning and heading right towards me.
In every case, I couldn't get my legs to work.
Lately, I've been getting that same horrible sensation every time I see Trump.
I don't want to believe this asshole will ascend to the Presidency, but my gut has been telling me otherwise. There are too many people who want him in there.
Forget the human example that article gives, it's weak gravy compared to...
You're going to have a dream tonight where Donald Trump catches you sleeping in a goofy banana sleeping bag and smacks you into a rock.
Binro the Heretic
Yeah, could be. I had some pretty shitty times in my childhood and was surrounded by things I had no control over. I was also bullied and every attempt to fight back always led to a worse ass-kicking.
Of course, I've also heard it's linked to sleep paralysis. You get so scared in your dream you try to run but your body has taken your motor functions offline, so your brain gets feedback your legs aren't working and that gets incorporated into the dream.
It's definitely related to sleep paralysis. I get night-terror-type things where in my dream I feel like I'm screaming bloody murder, but my girlfriend (who ends up waking me up) says I just sound like I'm moaning uncomfortably.
Fortunately I've learned that this behaviour (for me) is linked to indigestion, so I just have to control what I eat after ~6pm and I'm usually fine.
|Nominal - 2016-02-29 |
Holy shit his son is totally Patrick Bateman!
|theSnake - 2016-02-29 |
Trump is going to Make America Great Again and open up the liable laws so that we can sue dishonest press, like this John Oliver who is a total disgrace, by the way.
snake, this is too far, even for you??
is 'liable' the icing on the cake here, or are you really that ignorant?
1 or 5
i just think we have to close the border with england until we figure out whats happening. the people theyre sending are unfunny, they're not the best people
|jangbones - 2016-02-29 |
I recommend downloading the extension, comes in very handy
Binro the Heretic
|Tough American Bouncer - 2016-03-01 |
Hillary or Trump. That is nightmare scenario worthy of slitting the wrists.
|Bus_Aint_Comin - 2016-03-01 |
i enjoyed this and thought it was funny. but:
who the hell does oliver think he's converting here?
the venn diagram of "people who watch last week tonight" and "people who are voting for trump unironically" do not intersect. there is a large gap there.
and even if i knew someone who unironically planned to vote for donald, showing them this video would do absolutely nothing to change their minds. it's simply a comedic hit piece that confirms their previously held beliefs about the mainstream media being lined up against them, which is (according to polls) the main reason they're voting for trump in the first place.
so this is really a great example of the left's style of echo chamber post-9/11.
|Enjoy - 2016-03-02 |
This Trump hate tipped the scales for me. Thank you John Oliver. I'm not only voting for Trump now, I'm going to actively campaign for him. I'm old enough to remember how the media treated Reagan and this is the same.
enjoy is a pro life cuckservative, why don't you go prep the cruz bull, fagot
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