Sorry, I didn't notice that this was already in the hopper. It would have been automatically rejected if I'd remembered to take the s out of https in the URL. Also, POEtv now embers https YouTube links instead of not knowing what the hell to to with them and just turning them into linked images.
No joke: this was so terrible that I actually had a nightmare about it last night. I had a real, latex-rubbery looking approximation of the character of Chip Chipperson running around, and I finally threw it into a recycling bin and tried to slam the door. The door in question refused to move, Chip Chipperson was forcing it open with some sort of psychic power. I ran to the body in the recycling bin, and started choking it. It wouldn't die. Finally I ran to an aquarium in some sort of store, held Chip Chipperson under the water until he drowned, and threw him into a river. I thought it was over. Then I walked back home, and there he was, yelling at me in Pentecostal tongues. I kicked him in the head, and at this point he turned into a Melon Head from urban legend, biting me on the leg. I woke up just as I was fighting him off.
Latex-rubbery looking approximation? Like this guy?
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