decoy - 2016-03-08
I wasn't aware that one's pseudonym could have a bigger penis. That's good to know.
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Sanest Man Alive - 2016-03-08 It's why Lois Lane is all over Superman but won't give Clark Kent the time of day.
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EvilHomer - 2016-03-08 Hulk Hogan is not a pseudonym, it's a character Mr Bollea plays in the wrestling ring. Hogan to Bollea is not like Twain to Clemens, or Kent to Superman. Hogan to Bollea is like Bond to Connery, or Gollum to Serkis.
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decoy - 2016-03-08 Hulk Hogan and Terry Bollea are indistinguishable. And please don't try to walk this thing back. My pseudonym needs a bigger penis.
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Cena_mark - 2016-03-08 Decoy is right. In wrestling it can become very hard to distinguish in ring persona from the real person. The in ring persona is often just the person's real life personality with the volume turned up. You can't see James Bond in real life, but you can see Sean Connery or better yet Pearce Brosnan, while in wrestling you can see Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan in real life.
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EvilHomer - 2016-03-08 Yeah, I'm sure Gangrel and The Shockmaster are just the same in real life as they are in the ring.
Come on, Cena. Out of everyone here, I'd expect YOU to understand what Mr Bollea is talking about! The only people who can't distinguish between kayfabe personas and the actual athletes behind the characters they play, are defense attorneys and dumb marks.
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Cena_mark - 2016-03-08 Not all of them, but usually the most successful and enduring ones are. Especially when it's not a cartoonish gimmick. As you can see here, Hulk Hogan is Terry Bollea with the attitude and the penis size turned up.
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Cena_mark - 2016-03-08 Also you act like I'm ashamed to be called a mark.
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EvilHomer - 2016-03-08 Ah, but see, even while trying to defend your position you are forced to admit that the Hogan character is merely a character! Hogan is not "Terry Bolleas". Hogan is an EXAGERATION of Terry Bolleas. He is a larger-than-life author insert character, who exists as an outlet for the writer/actor's dreams and ambitions. At most - and this is absolute most - Hogan (the written aspect of him, at least) is Fleming's Bond, or CWC's Cherokian Chris-Chan Sonichu.
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EvilHomer - 2016-03-08 And I'm not calling you a mark. You pretend to be a mark, but you're really a smark (whether you want to be or not).
As a smark, these kinds of errors in understanding are beneath you!
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Cena_mark - 2016-03-08 To be honest I consider myself a mark. With the internet the differentiation between smark and mark is meaningless. Nowadays anyone can start posting on some messageboard or listen to a wrestling podcast and pick up some industry words. Long ago when most people believed wrestling to be real the label of smark used to mean something. Smarks be cool with the boys in the back or the promoter, and would use their insider knowledge to fleece the marks when bets were being made.
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Monkey Napoleon - 2016-03-08 Taking steroids and screaming into a mic during a coke fueled haze isn't acting any more than jumping around and slapping each other is a sport.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-03-09 "Monkey Napoleon
Taking steroids and screaming into a mic during a coke fueled haze isn't acting any more than jumping around and slapping each other is a sport."
More acting that a Woody Allen role.
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BHWW - 2016-03-08
Wearing his most somber, semi-formal bandana for court.
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decoy - 2016-03-08 He'd rather expose his penis than his baldness.
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Cena_mark - 2016-03-08 This is a man who tried to sue Vince Russo for defamation of character when he called him bald.
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EvilHomer - 2016-03-08 This is a man who was sexually harassed by Gawker. He was basically pretty-much raped.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-03-08
Stars for the preview image alone.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2016-03-08
Hogan's been working up a journal article on the subject of postmodern masculinity and his phantom penis for Social Text.
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memedumpster - 2016-03-08
"... seriously?"
I laughed my ass off at that.
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Hooker - 2016-03-08
Hulk Hogan's penis is a work.
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Void 71 - 2016-03-09
The best part of this video is when he cuts a promo on the attorney at 1:38.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2016-03-09
Later in the trial, a Gawker editor stated that he'd be okay with posting a sex tape of a 5-year-old.
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Seven Arts/H8 Red - 2016-03-09
Hulk Hogan's penis isn't ten inches long. Hogan's penis is more than six feet long and wrestled under many aliases, most notably Brutus Beefcake and The Booty Man.
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