I like dik-diks so I was looking them up on Google. Unfortunately I discovered that dik-dik hunting is a thing. Unless you want to be unimaginably depressed don't ever do an image search -- dumb fat assholes with smug grins standing over their tiny prey. Truly disgusting and upsetting.

Ed Bunker wants to know how many diks that is, perhaps for his next novel.

The mere fact you call making love "dik-dik" tells me you're not ready!