I. Am. Iron. Man. I dump in my suit.
5 for the last tag.
My favorite issue of Iron Man was the one where he traveled time, for the future of mankind.
I've actually barely read any Iron Man comics but that has to have happened at least fifty times by this point.
I'm no ferroanthropologist, but I would bet anything he's traveled to the past, probably King Arthur's time, where he found his armor depleted and barely able to function. So he had to use ye royale blacksmithe's shoppe to craft new steampunk-grade armor, until he could harness a lightning bolt to power a thing that opened a portal to the future.
Marvel: Please do an Iron Man movie where he goes back to Flintstone times and must fight caveman criminals but his armor burns out so he makes a new armor that is just two dinosaurs tied to his chest and butt respectively.
|Sanest Man Alive |
IRON MAN! The greatest superhero of our time, with such unforgettable villains as:
THE FLYING DICKHAT!
THE BIRDSHIT MAGNET!
and his deadliest foe of all, THE GREEN CHINAMAN!
God this truly is horrible.
But Blacklash? really?
yeah I know he's probably white but
NO IRONY HERE WHATSOEVER POEPLE! BLACK FOLKS 'N WHIPS GO TOGETHER LIKE MILK 'N HONEY
You know that horrible "Fantastic Four" cartoon, liike with Johnny Storm singing "Flame On"? This came out at the same time, and I wouldn't be surprised to learn both cartoons were done by the same studio.
To qualify as a gargoyle and not a grotesque, the Grey Gargoyle would have to be drooling constantly. Which I would be okay with.
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