This is why it's so hard for animation to get taken seriously in this country. This whole film just runs off a single joke, "look, it's cutesie cartoon characters and they're dropping F-bombs!"
They're banking on an audience delighting at the concept of their hot dog and accompanying bun is engaging in an intimate act when combined, and that our consumption of them is a shocking and traumatic death. What's the end game here? They rot in the trash over 3 days instead of being eaten?
I don't know. The concept of giving a specific group of objects or animals has been pretty much played out in animation.
According to Wikipedia, the villains name is Douche.
Which, I'm going to assume, is a literal douche.
The villain of an anthropomorphic processed food adventure?
Well it may not be as bad as Food Fight.
My first thought. "LET'S MAKE AN EDGY FOOD FIGHT!"
I will not find this nearly as funny as Food Fight, because it probably had a perpetual green light throughout production.
Enough with the fucking reboots already Hollywood.
I mean did Foodfight of all things really need a gritty reboot?
Seth Rogan and Craig Robinson have the amazing ability to make me despise every single movie they've ever been in.
|Binro the Heretic |
If this were just a fake trailer, I'd find it amusing. It would just be a little joke about how horrifying it would be if the inanimate objects surrounding us were alive & sentient as so many cutesy kid movies portray them.
But knowing they actually spent time & resources to stretch this into a full-blown movie just pisses me off. Someone could have taken those and made something good.
Stars for evil.
Nope. Would still be too long and obvious for a 2 1/2 minute joke.
Is this a real movie? I can't tell anymore. Please help me, I am in hell.
Vagina mouths. The buns have vagina mouths.
Hot dogs are fucking buns right before you eat them. They die before climax.
Sanest Man Alive
If this was a shade more clever, one wiener out of that 10-pack would be trying to get shoved through the donut instead before they all get eaten.
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
Well, if you're going to steal a hot dog/bun gag, you might as well steal from The Ripping Friends, where the plunder is unnoticeable.
This will be great and you guys know it.
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