Local elder forcibly stripped by shirtless Italian man.

Today in cork class we learned about bungholes and taint.

I was watching this in the hopper, trying to figure out the appeal, and it occurred to me that this is the scariest horror film ever for cork trees.

That old Roald Dahl story about the guy who invents a device that lets him hear the sounds plants make and realizes that they're in constant agony all around him from being walked on etc. is one of his best.

It's so hypnotic. I ended up watching a bunch of cork videos.
Did you know cork is cultivated on 8.5 million acres of land and that Portugal is responsible for 50% of the world cork supply? And that cork is a renewable resource because the bark grows back?
The world of cork!

Me too, Baleen, me too.

Support natural cork corks in wine and beer bottles people, plastic is not good for you.

Also, cork boards are the best bath mats you can buy.

Cork fucking rules.