Damn it, I thought that description said "farts," 1 star.

Alternative title - "Planet Earth: Making Rape Caves"

If I went to a place known as "Top House" and ran into all these bottoms, I'd be pissed.

Nothing else need be said, really.

Is that preload a cover for a gay gang bang porn?

Good thing the tour guides decided to dress up in their best backwards baseball cap.

"This is where the magic happens" when entering a bedroom probably isn't the best to try and combat the perception that you're running a rape camp.

"This is the biggest room in the house." *nothing but extreme closeups of floor and wall decorations*

New tag suggestion:

The Douche Singularity

I'm fairly sure I can give this 5 without making myself watch it.

Pike McLarge Huge

Blargh!

Weird. I'm certain I submitted this a few months ago but it died in the hopper.


Ya'll a bunch of fickle niggers.

Of course one of them is named "Tripp".

WINNERS

The Pike house at my school looked more like an abandoned mental hospital that no one would mistaken for a "mansion".

I think they need to stick their chins out a bit more. Also I think Pike is more Pi-Kappa-Epsilon. They should call themselves Pika as I wouldn't doubt they eat their own feces.