|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
It was going to apply until I got to 4:17 "romantic encounters". She should damn well know that that type of behavior is not tolerated in today's workforce.
I've seen about 50 episodes of Chris Chan and 0 episodes of The Kardashians. Why isn't Chris paid more?
Didn't watch the video, just saw the email address. I think my dick would fall off if I had to force it in Chris(tine) Chandler for a whole night.
If memory serves, anightinchristine is the e-mail she set up to help facilitate her "lesbian sleepover parties".
I'd like to apply for Sonichu Entertainment of Japan, because that would be some hellraisers shit.
I'm not going to lie, if I thought that (a) I'd actually see a paycheck, and (b) Chris' gangstalkers wouldn't dox me within hours, then I'd love to work for Sonichu! I realize that Sonichu Entertainment of America is never going to happen, and this whole thing is part of her latest "associate" (read: troll)'s ongoing con-game, but dammit, making a Sonichu TV show would be a trip.
Not that Chris's business plan is really much more than another poorly-conceived scheme to get "China" which doesn't have a chance in Hades of getting off the ground, but, I think, for Chris to consider you, you have to live in the vicinity of Ruckersville, Virginia anyway.
And be female. And be attractive. And have no idea that sexual harassment is something you can sue your employer about if he starts making motions towards you at mandatory employee "lesbian slumber parties".
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Medical and dental benefits? We know semen storage is included.
among which and so forth
but not necessarily in totality
Still the saddest person.
"learn from the master"... of putting (off-putting?) Plasticine on Amiibos. A "secret" method you couldn't figure out how to do yourself in a couple of minutes.
Also, while I suspect that most of the people who might have wanted a Sonichu Amiibo already have one, hypothetically, wouldn't someone who wanted such a thing obviously also wanted it made by Chris's own hands rather than a third party?
If Chris made it himself, it's a legitimate "artifact". If someone else made it, it's a danged dirty impostor, and I might as well save money by just going to Toys R' Us, getting an Amiibo and Plasticine, and doing it myself. Or save myself even more money and not do that either.
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Serious question: I don't know much about Amiibos, but it seems like making handcrafted figurines would involve actual skill and talent. How does Christian do it? Is he just slightly modifying a template or something?
He's not doing it from scratch, he's just taking an existing Sonic Amiibo, breaking off the arms to glue them back on in a slightly different position, putting Plasticine on (mostly for the ears), re-painting them, and sticking on a tail from a Pikachu Amiibo (which means there must be a whole bin of tail-less Pikachu Amiibos somewhere in Chris's hoard; and also that he needs two Amiibos to make one custom Amiibo).
I mean, yeah, there's marginal skill involved, but it's nothing a sixth-grader who's halfway decent at art couldn't do.
Incidentally, if you do a Google Image search for "Sonichu Amiibos", it's rather easy to tell which ones were made by Chris himself and which ones were made by much more talented "fans".
>> I mean, yeah, there's marginal skill involved, but it's nothing a sixth-grader who's halfway decent at art couldn't do.
But this is Chris we're talking about. You've seen her typical output. Given that context, the Sonichu Amiibos are pretty amazing!
I've never made a Soniichu Amiibo, but I have made a Sonichu medallion before. Can't imagine paying for a CWC original and getting one of my own knockoffs instead; that seems like a terrible idea, particularly given that none of his "fans" actually care much about Sonichu as a character, but about all the crazy bullshit and internet drama surrounding Christine. If it's not an original piece, who'd care?
|Sexy Duck Cop |
5:14--I have no idea how, but he has somehow made the act of unconsciously wiping sweat from his brow look stilted, theatrical, and absolutely inhuman.
Chris"tine"'s crime gateway.
I love Chris-Chan. The enemies of Chris-Chan are my enemies. I have spoken.
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