If you absolutely must eat ass, make sure to mechanically tenderize it first and then try soaking it in milk. That should take some of the gamey flavor out.
Every time I see something like this, I think about those huge data storage facilities that the NSA maintain to store internet traffic. When you consider that our government has a tendency to declassify and release the info it has after some period of time, it is very likely that your kids/grandkids might be able to search for you over the span of your time on the internet.
Vanessa's grandkids might one day have the pleasure of watching their grandma give a review of the first time she ate ass. This review might become a historical record. A record of how in 2016, it didn't actually taste as bad as you might think to eat ass.
If this is fake (i.e. done for humor) I hope she doesn't go the shitty Pupina or Boxy route and just run the joke into the fucking ground until it not remotely funny anymore.