What it's like steaming a yoni.
POLL : Which goes better with red wine?
1.) Steamed yoni marinara...
2.) Steamed yoni Alfredo...
3.) Steamed yoni and olive oil?
4.) Steamed yoni vegetarian momos?
I think there was a Kaiju movie about this, Godzilla vs. Vajagon, in which a group of defence force soldiers misguidedly tried to attack Godzilla while Vajagon terrorized nearby coastal villages and held drum circles.
Oh! So a Yoni is a cunt. Or is It a Cunt?
it's cunt++ with dreams and moon connection
My Yoni feels better already.
|Void 71 |
I don't want to watch this so I'm just going to assume it's pronounced 'Yanni'.
Good-looking new age girls are the most self obsessed people on Sweet Mother Earth.
Good looking? She looks like she's about a month away from being hospitalized for malnutrition.
"She looks like she's about a month away from being hospitalized for malnutrition."
That's good looking when you're new age.
John Holmes Motherfucker
In defense of this woman, what the fuck do I know? If someone told me that women could relieve menstrual discomfort by carrying around a couple of golfballs in there, I wouldn't be able to dispute that. To me, that sounds feasible, though I'm not at all sure that a woman could carry a couple of golfballs like that.
And compare steambaths for the yoni with the more established practice of douching. It occurs to me that I only have the vaugest idea what douching is, but it's supposed to fraught with dangers and complications. I didn't get that from a youtube channel, I got that from a book, in which a gynecologist is quoted as saying that "women who douche pay my mortgage."
Different New Age communities produce different levels of hotness. Starseeds and Energy Workers tend to be the hottest, also yoga chicks (although in my experience, New Age yoga chicks are slightly less hot than non-New Age yoga chicks). What I like to call the Body-Horror New Age chicks (i.e. the ones super into menstruating, breast-feeding, and Divine Womanhood vagina fiddling) tend to produce - or attract - far less presentable women. Anyone remember Hathor the Cow-Goddess?
This young lady is not bad looking; above-average when weighed against a regular metric, and pretty amazing by the standards of the "I'm going to steam my Yoni and film it" community.
What Evilhomer's post lacks in sensitivity it makes up for in truth.
John Holmes Motherfucker
She definitely doesn't look like she's about to collapse from starvation. A lot of that gauntness seems to be a cheekbone thing.
My first girlfriend told me that the best thing for menstrual cramps was "a good hard fucking". Looking forward to that video.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Would, I think.
I decided to take a break from dating a couple of years ago, precisely because of these particular instincts we share.
.....I'm not sharing, just want to be 100% clear on this
still proud to be of the poetv straight male contingent, though
who wouldn't want a nice, moist, warm steamy yoni, man OR woman?
|Robin Kestrel |
Remember, don't actually sit in the boiling water.
You'd have to have a pretty gaping hole for any of that steam to get up to the crampy parts.
Yeah, there would have to be some kind of muscle dystrophy going on.
or just, y'know, "loose like sleeve of wizard"
I hear this is how Keiko Mask got her powers.
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