|That guy - 2016-05-05 |
ffs sake that shirt and the guy in it
....this isn't going to be solved for a long-ass time.
If a magic being has the power to make all stupid people disappear, it would certainly have the power to make women miscarry stupid babies
Solutions don't allow for light scattering, are stable, cannot be filtered, and are in a single phase.
Exactly like a light saber.
We're not talking about _my_ wishes. You don't want to know what my wishes would be.
You're right, but make no mistake, not wanting to know is what makes it fapworthy when you tell us. So please, don't tell us. I'll wait.
Well, Gattica said stupid people couldn't go to space, so..FUTURE!
This appears to be Illinois in case you couldn't stand not knowing, like I did.
Also, how many times do I have to learn on this site that SoCal is way the fuck more relaxed than the rest of the country?
|StanleyPain - 2016-05-05 |
I went to my local Target the other day to pick something up and I honestly had desperately hoped to run into some dumb ass protest or something. When I pulled up there was this group around the front doors and I was like "oh yes, time to turn on my cell camera" and was all excited that it would be some religious dipshits handing out flyers about hellfire etc.
It just turned out to be a really big family waiting for someone to come out and then they left. I was kinda disappointed.
However, about a week ago at my job some guy started yelling at the top of his lungs "THIS PLACE IS FULL OF FAGGOTS TRYING TO TOUCH ME. I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FAGGOTS" and then walked out, and I'm think that *maybe* might have been some crazy religi-tard thing, only done really clumsily?
It can be difficult at times to distinguish some religious thinking from schizophrenia.
|bopeton - 2016-05-05 |
It's a good thing he screamed three barely-complete sentences at those checkout lines. Now all those souls are saved.
|The Mothership - 2016-05-05 |
|Kabbage - 2016-05-05 |
Fighting the good fight, buddy.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2016-05-05 |
Frankly, he doesn't sound that convinced himself. It comes off like a big scene in a bad community theater production.
|Accidie - 2016-05-05 |
There's a whole channel, Christmas came early this year.
God bless us, everyone.
|Enjoy - 2016-05-05 |
I prefer the women's restroom. Always cleaner.
il fiore bel
...What women's restroom are YOU using?
Some of the nastiest bitches there pop the grossest squats and spray the seat with as much piss as you can imagine (goddamn hoverers). They either don't flush or they leave toilet paper on the floor, they leave pubic hair on the seat and period blood dripping down the outside of the bowl. The sink counters and floors have puddles of water, and used paper towels are spilling out of the waste bin. I've even seen part of a turd smeared on the floor.
Of course, none of that compares to the one time I saw a used adult diaper in the used tampon receptacle. Now that was a stench that almost called my breakfast back up.
I am male, but il fiore bel reiterates everything that my lovely wife describes about using public women's toilets.
Men be nasty, but women be nasty too, yo.
'toilet hoverer' is going to be my new term for people who think they're too good to make the simple, reasonable compromises everybody else makes every day just to function at a basic level
|il fiore bel - 2016-05-06 |
Hey preacher man, nice job, but in the meantime, what are you doing to protect your nine-year-old sons from all those perverts and sickos that they currently have no choice but to share a bathroom with?
He also forgot about priests in general.
I am sure he didn't forget about 'priests in general'. All of the priests that are not exactly his style are going straight to hell, and he is 1000% sure of it.
|chumbucket - 2016-05-06 |
The prophet hath spokeneth!
|Jet Bin Fever - 2016-05-06 |
I wish I could wear that sweater to a halloween party.
|Ocyrus - 2016-05-07 |
I want to walk into a church, and start shouting "I can't believe you people all think a Zombie Jewish Carpenter is going to save your non-existent soul from non-existent punishments directed by said zombie's alleged sun-god father"
With your luck you'll walk into a really progressive church and do this, and then feel like an asshole until you drink it off.
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