|The Mothership - 2016-05-12 |
It's only a matter of time until these are exhibits and not just videos.
il fiore bel
"yes i saw the blinker but they should've been in the left lane to begin with if they were turning left or waited until i passed then merged. i high-beamed them right before i hit the horn"
with this chiseled into his gravestone, or worse, theirs
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2016-05-12 |
I'm sorry for interrupting this broadcast but I wanted to let my poetv homies in on some lolcow drama. I have a video in the hopper entitled "lolcow Jason Blaha talks about his time as a mercenary during the Clinton years" in which this particular lolcow of a fraud claims to have been hired by the CIA to do mercenary work in the 90s. OK, so you're thinking what's the big deal about some moron pretending to be a mercenary. It's a long story but I'll try to break it down to Cliffs for you.
I've been following these guys over here (http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?2-Misc) who have been doing detective work on this guy who has for a long time billed himself as a championship bodybuilder, powerlifter, multiple black belts, mercenary, rich concert promoter, sex addict. Turns out, surprise, surprise, he's big fat fraud and former 10 hour per day WoW player who leached off his wife. He's been selling himself as a YouTube fitness guru for the past few years and making a somewhat decent living off of it. Unfortunately he was very stupid in calling out other body builders for not lying about being natural and one of them, Layne Norton, successfully sued him in UK court (where Jason was living at the time) and won a 0,000k settlement against Jason. Jason, being a lolcow that he is, has no money of course. So Jason left his wife and fled to the US to avoid having to pay the settlement.
Back in Texas, Jason shacks up with a woman who got busted for selling coke to an undercover cop and she has two DWI's, the most recent one from last year. These two winners are perfect for each other. Anyway, Jason resumed his YT fitness channel as if nothing happened and he continued to goad Layne Norton and other YouTube fitness personalities until one day some people got fed up and started digging up dirt on our boy Jason. It started out as an innocent project of disliking Jason's YT videos with fake YT accounts and flagging them for violence (he does threaten people in some of them). He eventually cracked and uploaded his mercenary video during the Clinton years of which towards the end of it he basically tells real veterans to fuck off because he was ex CIA and shit.
Well a military site caught wind of Jason's video and uploaded it to their webpage and Facebook with 500k likes. Then Nine Line Apparel shared the story on their FB page that has 1.4M likes. It has then spread to all of the gun nut FB pages and websites. Jason dun goofed big time by fucking with the sacred veteran demographic. Now I don't feel that veterans deserve to be treated as special snowflakes, but in 'murica they are fucking sacred.
Jason has since deleted the video in question and has not uploaded anything since. His cokehead girlfriend has unsuccessfully defended him via FB comments. Why am I sharing this with you guys? Because Jason is disturbed and owns like 12 guns and he lives in Texas and you may be watching a standoff on live tv tomorrow when he loses his shit,.
The video in question
The first thread that started it all
http://tinyurl.com/j8cqxld (yes it's over 1000 pages long)
The second thread in progress
Not meant as reply.
|il fiore bel - 2016-05-12 |
His last video was uploaded at the end of March.
God I hope he got arrested for his stupidity.
|Raggamuffin - 2016-05-12 |
By "cut off" he of course means "patiently changed lanes while using his blinker properly and following the speed limit in front of me"
|memedumpster - 2016-05-12 |
Amazing amount of loony toons "durf" noises are made in a short period of time.
|TheyUsedDarkForces - 2016-05-13 |
What is he driving? A Sienna? That's the ManVan? Not a big block Astro? Not an A-100 with a 440? Ppppfh.
ManVan is one of the only channels that actually causes me to feel ugly feelings and think ugly thoughts... He's clearly on some kind of spectrum, so I feel like I should be able to rise above it and cut him some slack, but nope, no can do.
Also, he says in one of the videos that his traction control isn't working, which may also mean that his anti-lock brakes are nonfunctional. So, yeah, despite his expert driving and fantastic split-second decision making skills, he could be in the hospital or in jail by now as the result of the horrible rear end accident that is surely in the cards for him.
Five stars. This belongs here.
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