kamlem - 2016-05-12 My guess is EMP bomb attack! Time to buy some more EMP proof generator fuel.
That guy - 2016-05-12 It's a different "mm-hmm" lady this time...?
~~One day, it will be too late~~ is a pretty sweet all-purpose rhetorical phrase.
betabox - 2016-05-13 You'd better use that phrase while you still can!
memedumpster - 2016-05-12 Such a cheerful set! How could a sweet looking old man surrounded by flowers say anything bad.
Aernaroth2 - 2016-05-12 Because he's also surrounded by tubs of rapture-rations he's trying to sell you.
Scynne - 2016-05-12 "Whenever I get this kind of message from God, something extreme happens."
But...that's just untrue, because you get these messages every week and nothing has happened. Ever. How do his regular viewers not notice that?
Sanest Man Alive - 2016-05-12 Is he trying to look like James Randi to get more cred?
Xenocide - 2016-05-12 The next day, there was indeed a major event...a major SALES EVENT AT GREG PHILLIPS TOYOTA OF SOUTH ROCHESTER! THE NEW 2016'S ARE HERE AND THAT MEANS *DIVINE SAVINGS* ON LAST YEAR'S MODELS! YOU'LL BE SPEAKING IN TONGUES WHEN YOU DRIVE HOME THIS PRIUS FOR NO MONEY DOWN!
GOD HIMSELF HAS SPOKEN TO US AND HE SAID, "YOU CAN'T BEAT THESE DEALS!"
Jet Bin Fever - 2016-05-12 Ratchet up the fear and watch the money come rolling in!
OxygenThief - 2016-05-13 With his food buckets you can live for years after The Event.
Sorry, you can exist for years after The Event. Mixing powdered milk in a paint can is not living.
Oktay - 2016-05-13 Buckets of food that last for years without refrigeration? SIGN ME UP!