FABIO I used to work at an ISP. We had to check the customer voice mail line every morning, and one time we had a doozy of a message. A 5 minute long tale delivered by a smooth sounding black narrator. He told a story about some jazz musician who took out this shy beauty, brought her back to his place, and suddenly she turned into a sex fiend who was fucking him raw so he had to get rid of her.
5 minute long voicemail of an erotic cautionary tale on a small ISP's customer service line.
That guy ...which of course you recorded because you're not stupid, and you're now going to share with us?