|Scrimmjob - 2016-05-26 |
Coming to Summer Slam. Charlie Daniel's and a bunch of truckers Vs. Iran!
I would love it if everybody could just admit that the political situation in the middle east (and 'Muslim world' in general) has a long and complicated history of feuds and alliances that the majority of Americans simply don't care to understand and should probably just shut up about it.
|The Mothership - 2016-05-26 |
Those are some pretty infrared pictures and a frightening - if accurate and very common - sentiment.
|Oktay - 2016-05-26 |
Hey, that gives me an idea!
|Redford - 2016-05-26 |
Ah, so the NRA is literally making an advert where they are literally saying that America is immune to a terrorist invasion because we have too many people with firearms.
And we wrestle alligators.
PERHAPS NOW IS NOT THE BEST TIME TO GET IN A DICK-WAVING CONTEST WITH THE AMERICAN ARMED FORCES (THOUGH YOU RESPECTED THEM BY SHOWING US A BUNCH OF GRAVES).
|Xenocide - 2016-05-26 |
WATCH OUT TERRY-ISTS! WE'RE SENDING SOME STEELWORKERS TO COME GET YOU!
Ha ha, just kidding, America doesn't have those anymore. We shipped all those jobs to the third world while white people were too busy getting angry at terry-ists to notice.
Who is Terry, anyway? He sounds like a jerk.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-05-26 |
The truly sad thing is that Charlie Daniels used to make fun of assholes like this. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check the hopper.
??? You can argue that Obama is too militaristic if you like, or that his goals are wrong, but to claim it's a continuation of Bush's foreign policy is just wong. From pulling almost all our troops out of Afghanistan and Iraq, to making peace with Iran, to participating in the no-fly zone in Libya BECAUSE the United Nations called for it, to threatening Assad if he kept up the chemical attacks and then NOT following through on the threat once Assad complied ... compared to Bush, Obama is a hippie flower child all right.
And Bernie plans to continue Obama's drone policy BTW, so consider that an endorsement of drones as the least-civilian-killingest military tool we've got. Yeah, the Left loves to claim that Obama indiscriminately kills civilians while cackling maniacally, because the Left is in love with outrage first and facts second. The numbers -- as collected from international news -- say that we ARE keeping almost all civilians out of harm's way, and have gotten especially good it in recent years:
He withdrew on Bush's time frame.
Bort knows Obama targets civilians.
Link for the six humans on earth who missed it.
No point arguing with someone who agrees with the process.
I'm relying on international news organizations to identify who's being killed, and based on their numbers, damn few civilians are getting killed.
If you don't consider them a reliable source, then who?
|Binro the Heretic - 2016-05-26 |
I really don't mind people owning guns. I just wish the NRA wouldn't encourage gun ownership by promoting fear and trying to convince people real life is like a 1980s action movie.
I wish people wouldn't sel guns to people whose brains are not fully developed.
Even a responsible gun owner can slip up -- "No sir, MY child knows how to responsibly handle a firear*BANG*".
"sell". Jesus, I'm worse than a responsible gun owner today.
|Jimmy Labatt - 2016-05-26 |
"brave cops fighting the good fight in urban war zones." Well done, Charlie. Well done.
|Maggot Brain - 2016-05-26 |
You don't want to meet America in a dark ally way.
|betamaxed - 2016-05-26 |
I love it when all these obese yokels who couldn't even do a single pull-up if their life depended on it pretend like they're tough guys. Turquoise patch jacket wearing fuzzy lumpkins can't even keep his pancreas safe from himself.
Truck drivers are tough? They're on their asses 12 hours a day, surviving off shit diets.
Truc drivers were tough until power steering was introducd.
There's a big difference between the local drivers and the long haul drivers, too. In my time doing ~60,000 miles a year in a truck, I met one long haul guy who stayed in decent shape by eating well (nearly impossible on the road) and coming up with an all resistance band and bodyweight routine that he could do in rest stops or turnouts.
Local drivers tend to be pretty normal, but the long haul drivers sometimes have that special social awkwardness that only comes from many consecutive hours of isolation and inactivity...
Since I'm thinking about it, here are two choice shots from my collection that you guys may appreciate.
|Ugh - 2016-05-26 |
charlie daniels is basically what happens when you animate a golem with a chick tract
|TeenerTot - 2016-05-26 |
Also, this makes America look like a fucking sausage fest.
|Kid Fenris - 2016-05-26 |
America is an ashen wasteland where machines rule and keep a lone aged, sputtering human alive so that he may dress as a cowboy for their absurd pleasures.
The Maximum Overdrive remake is lookin' good.
|memedumpster - 2016-05-26 |
The NRA channel is a goldmine! Like a cheap plastic El Dorado.
It took me 45 minutes to select this video (based on loud clothing mostly) over the dozens of others just like it with various celebrities and politicians going completely insane on the camera for the NRA.
I could submit ten videos from that channel easily.
This is like if ISIS cut a wrestling promo.
Thanks for taking a bullet for the team, Meme. Let your hockey hair flow free!
|Scynne - 2016-05-26 |
It is good to know that people like this still exist in your otherwise shitty nation.
Welcome, my friends, to memedumpster's childhood.
Charlie Daniels for days.
Enough to make you turn to his brother Jack for help.
|Kieran27 - 2016-05-26 |
"You haven't met the steel workers and the hard rock miners..."
Wait, you still have those?
Heh, this is freaking gold! Someone must do a parody video of this where its basically the same speech, followed by "And those idjits who sent America a box full a dildos, that ain't funny man! Send us Miracle Whip!"
|15th - 2016-05-27 |
Whenever I take a road trip and eat at a truck stop buffet I always think "man, these guys would be great at assymetrical warfare."
The cockiness must come from the ease of shooting a gun. Anyone can drive to the range and unload a few boxes of ammunition, but they don't realize how grueling fighting a guerrilla war would be.
|Adham Nu'man - 2016-05-30 |
YOU HAVEN'T MET MY DIABEETUS.
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