Oh, god...

Bed/coffin combo. The ultimate in convenience.

Usually I dislike Retsupurae. This is not one of those times.

This looks like something a Bond villain would use to dispose of an enemy.

"All my nightmares, here they are. Here's the one with that."

You know how earthquakes tend to jolt people to the left or right all of a sudden? More or less tossing them out of bed, right? What would happen if that ACME contraption slammed shut and a person was half way off the bed?